Keep it simple
T has got you covered, baby.
Casting onto a Capital was unlike any Dirtamancy the caster had ever done.
“You have a daughter Arthur?”
"Tomorrow we found a new Side."
Mother spoke again. “I warned you not to be cocky.”
STAND AND BE JUDGED
“Fantastic Dirt. I have trained you well. My hope that you would be an excellent pet has paid off.”
On the shores of the Magic Kingdom waited a well-known but regrettable...
The Dirtamancer found himself at the hex boundary surprisingly fast