(Note: user received 10 Shmuckers for this submission -Rob)
"Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you."
Ragewalker: Perfect! Thanks.
This reminds me of the perspective on friendship that Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres exhibits in the fanfic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.