Magic Dance-Fighting

You remind me of the caster

(What caster?) Caster with the 'pliers

(What 'pliers?) 'Pliers of Arken

(I can?) You can

(Can what?) Remind me of the caster

 

I saw my caster, turning sides as caster could turn

What could I do

My caster's duty's gone

And left my plans askew

Nobody knew

 

What magic discipline to use

Turnamancy

Or Thinkamancy

Shock or Hat Magic?

Then caster said

Dance-fighting, dance (dance-fighting, dance)

Dance-fighting, dance (dance-fighting, dance)

Put that caster spell on me

Croak magic, croak (croak magic, croak)

Croak magic, croak (croak magic, croak)

Put that Croakamancy on me

Slap that caster, make her free

 

I saw my caster, croaking hard as caster could croak

What could I do

My caster's Life had gone

And left his Matter, too

Nobody knew

 

What kind of magic spell to use

"Ephedra"

Or "Trioxin"

Uncroaking or Decryption

Then caster said

Dance-fighting, dance (dance-fighting, dance)

Dance-fighting, dance (dance-fighting, dance)

Put that Arkentool on me

Croak magic, croak (croak magic, croak)

Croak magic, croak (croak magic, croak)

Put that Decryption spell on me

Slap that caster, make him free

 

(NOTE: User was awarded 25 Shmuckers for this post. - Rob)

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