Welcome to the Hotel Magic Kingdom

In a bright sunny hex, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of grapes, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood near the doorway;

I heard the Thinkagram

And I was thinking to myself, "Contract Claim? It’s Charlie, oh damn..."

Then she started casting, and she showed me the way

There were voices around the Portals,

I thought I heard them say...

 

Welcome to the Magic Kingdom

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room in the Magic Kingdom

Any time of year (Any time of year)

You can find it here

 

Her mind is Deal-twisted, she got the Arkenpliers

She got a lot of pretty, pretty Knight-class flyers

How they dance in the courtyard, to Numa-Numa’s beat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to avoid defeat

 

So I called up my Ruler, "It's fine, do not despair."

He said, "By the Arkenhammer, what's going on in there?"

And still those voices are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

 

Welcome to the Magic Kingdom

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin' it up in the Magic Kingdom

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis

 

Portals all around,

Fate loading the dice

And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"

And in the Portal Park,

They gathered for the fight

They shoot with their stolen guns,

But they just can't win, not quite

 

Last thing I remember,

I was Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

"Relax, " said the Caster,

"We are nigh immortal.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never use the portal!"

 

(Note: user was awarded 15 Shmuckers for this post. -Rob)