Vanna the Tournéemancer
@Squall83, @WarBanner: You know, I didn't see that until you pointed it out. ....I feel like that probably makes a better pun than mine. :P :)
The point of the pun is just that without knowing French pronunciation (and it might also work even with the french pronunciation of tournée), I would probably pronounce it the same as turnamancer, but tournée can mean "tour" (based on the dictionary I linked to), so it approximates "Vanna the tour guide".