Well maybe it should.
(NOTE: User was awarded 10 shmuckers for this post. -Rob)
It does now!
See, the columns have... I dunno, seals on them. Ziploc, maybe. You break that, and it'll spill Doritos all over the place. My Ruler almost croaked me when I spilled all the Doritos.
It will now.
Needs to exist
UHMMMM ... The Power of Cheese
And deep within those dry and dusty caverns, the dread beast D-Va lurks. Wise adventurers carry with them flasks of dew, gathered from the flowers of a nearby mountain, to quench her terrible thirst.
This is excellent.
These are no mere Doritos. Clearly, these are Doritos of Power.
"lordfisch Feb 22, 2017
Needs to exist"
Ok, I need to submit that now even though I don't eat Doritos. Not due to lack of liking them but due to them not liking me.