Seized with a powerful urge to waste all of my time juice yesterday, I decided to try some dollamancy! Hadn't crocheted in forever, so it was pretty fun making this little guy. I was freehanding, but I might try my hand at maybe refining and transcribing a pattern. (ETA: Timelapsed Video of making Chickpea)
(NOTE: User was awarded 50 shmuckers for this post. -Rob)
My S.O. is also a Master Dollamancer. She says when you learn how to freehand crochet spheres and cylinders, any (non-eldritch) stuffed shape is pretty much doable if you pour enough juice on it. I remember once she came up with some amazing crochet foodstuffs for one of her nephews (among others a drumstick, to keep with the chicken theme).
Still it takes huge amounts of skill, time and ingenuity. You won't be taking the Long Walk to the Short Pier any time soon.
Stand and be shmucked again for that Titanic piece of Foolamancy.