The Hamsterdance!

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Well, if I'm going to share my attempt at art I may as well share my song parody. This is also an entry in Spicymancer's Halloween Competition, and should be sung to the tune of "Monster Mash." My eventual plan for this one (read: never going to get to it) is a multimedia presentation, since there's several panels of Book 3 that I was specifically referring to with these lyrics. 

 

 

I was browsing a webcomic late one night

When my eyes beheld a hilarious sight

For a fat warlord got a look in his eyes

And suddenly, to my surprise,

 

(He did the dance) He did the Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) A Magic Kingdom prance.

(He did the dance) He took a dance fighting stance.

(He did the dance) He did the Hamsterdance!

 

But Charlie had decided to make his move,

So Bonnie sent trios to level the groove.

Six veiled Archons flew up in the sky,

They aimed their rifles and - my, oh, my! -

 

(They shot the dance) They shot the Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) It was a Big Game chance.

(They shot the dance) It cost a lot to finance.

(They shot the dance) They shot the Hamsterdance!

 

Their caster link painted the veiled trios quite quick,

And even Bonnie with gatlings didn't go too slick.

The Hamsterdance started to thin out the horde

With sound effects of "Agincourt" and even "Concord."

 

But Charlie wasn't the only foe they’d fight that day,

For a penalty shot took Wanda out of play.

Unsympathetic magic came in from all sides,

And casters started dealing out x’s for eyes.

 

(They swarmed the dance) They swarmed the Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) A long foreshadowed circumstance.

(They swarmed the dance) From all the M.K. expanse,

(They swarmed the dance) They swarmed the Hamsterdance!

 

The Great Minds were watching despite their pact,

And they eventually decided they had to act.

Bonnie had already got the Pliers past Poe,

And Parson simply couldn't escape, and so

 

(They stopped the dance) They stopped the Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) It took a Great Minds trance.

(They stopped the dance) Everything looked askance.

(They stopped the dance) They stopped the Hamsterdance!

 

Stumbling around in the Collide-o-scope,

Parson had two casualties and not much hope.

He reached twice for a portal, made it after he missed,

And the Hamsterdance ended with a Transylvito twist.

 

(Thus ends the dance) Thus ends the Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) Mixed up in vampire romance.

(Thus ends the dance) A strange happenstance,

(Thus ends the dance) Thus ends the Hamsterdance!

 

The story continues with new colors and surprises;

Erfworld’s position in Top Webcomics still rises!

For you, the reader, the Hamsterdance was meant too,

When you read all the story remember a Tool sent you.

 

(Then you can dance) Then you can Hamsterdance!

(The Hamsterdance) It won't take but a glance.

(Then you can dance) Your coolness it will enhance!

(Then you can dance) Then you can Hamsterdance!

 

 

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