Hatamancer!!! I will wage war against the naked-headed heathens of that plain, leading a force of mind slaves wearing crab-shaped helms (on their heads), and I will be the man of many hats, and all hatters and milliners that see me, nay, all the land's wielders of the secrets of cap and fez and bonnet and those that wish to wield these headly secrets will bow down before me, and I will be like a mighty avatar of head-pieces unto Erfworld!!!
Mah-hat, ha- hat, ahahahahathathathathaaaaa...t...
...or a gobwin piker, either or.
Avatar is an one of Charlie's Archrons from the Erfworld Webcomic. May the Titans bless thee and Croak thy enemys.