I have taken over Acorntails side:
Our mantra is "It's clobbering time!"
Side Name: Downtown
Colour: Orange (Technically, grey with orange highlights.)
Ha! Those foolish invaders and their smug little eyeballs! They think that we dwarfs don't know the way of war! Well we know! WE KNOW! Our hammers broke deep into the earth, and we hid. Well, it wasn't hiding! WE"RE NOT COWARDS! For you see, it was all a plan, a plan the Oldking Coal hatched in his BEARD! We would emerge after the dust settles and claim the desert as our own, smashing all pitiful resistance beneath our GIANT HAMMERS! FOR DOWNTOWN!
Ruler Name: Oldking Coal
Warlord Name: Duke O'York
Number Between 1 and 100: 88
Hiding Location: Mountains
Pinheads 5/5/3/6 (20 + 0)
'Pinheads are known for their reckless behaviour and tendency to head-butt their opponents. Like all Downtown units, they sport magnificent beards with dangling hammer charms. Their classification as stabber class is a technicality - they wear pointed helmets.'
Cheap-Shot 5/5/1/6, ranged (20 + 0)
'Downtown's hammer obsession takes a strange turn with their Cheap-Shots, heavily armoured plated crossbowmen. Instead of arrows, they fire hammers. Seriously.'
Snub 3/0/0/10, scout (30)
'Snubs are a strange side effect of Downtown's industry - bricks with a thousand legs with a tendency to hurl themselves at people. Close enough to living hammers to get a pass.'
Hammer-Heads 11/3/2/12, siege, burrowing, mountain capability, speed Boost - (40)
Beast Class A Special
'Hammer-Heads were bred originally as pets to the courtiers of Downtown, but their potential for warfare was discovered after an incident involving three Hammer-Heads and a ladder. Since, these misshapen beasts have served as Downtown's calvary of choice.'