Controversial Topic

[Telva]

Post which states that all posters in this thread, now including the author, that they shouldn't post in this thread anymore because posting in this thread is pointless as it has been derailed too many times and makes a specific religious infant cry.

[carisbourg]

Post stating that since this is a controversial topic we should stay and hash it out. Also states that there is nothing more impotant* than this topic, and if we let it go we will be unable to stop thinking about it.

*Accidental typo completely changes the meaning of the post

[MarbitChow]

Ad for discount sneakers and male enhancement pills that bumps the thread back up to the most-active position.

[Ichthus]

Post stating that since this is a controversial topic we should stay and hash it out. Also states that there is nothing more impotant* than this topic, and if we let it go we will be unable to stop thinking about it.

*Accidental typo completely changes the meaning of the post

There are pills for that.

[Lady Nerevar]

post remarking on how the above poster has broken the style of the thread

[Crovius]

Points out that pointing out someone doing something wrong is, in fact, pontless as thry likely did not read the rest of the thread. Obvious comments indicate lack of knowledge of several pages of the thread and bad attempts to disguise self as a participant of topic since beginning.

[Rizban]

Diatribe indicating that the general populace writing in this thread is mentally deficit and attempts to force others to acquiesce to poster's intellectual superiority by utilizing a plethora of lofty vocabulary to substantiate the mien of this missive and gratify poster's ego. Post contributes nothing nor even mentions the topic at hand.

[InInUrForumz]

Post invoking Godwin's law.

[Ichthus]

Post invoking Godwin's law.

Posting a long diatribe about invoking Godwin's law.

[carisbourg]

Post invoking Godwin's law.

Posting a long diatribe about invoking Godwin's law.

Posting a short diatribe about posting a long diatribe about invoking Godwin's law.

[MarbitChow]

Post invoking Godwin's law.

Posting a long diatribe about invoking Godwin's law.

Posting a short diatribe about posting a long diatribe about invoking Godwin's law.

Post invoking Quirk's Exception.

[crazyguy_co]

Oversized bolded link/advertisement for enlargement of one or the other genders' organs.

[MarbitChow]

Post asking for moderators to delete all of the spambot advertising posts, demonstrating the poster's ignorance of the 'report' feature.

[carisbourg]

Poster describes the 'report' feature incorrectly with mispelings and includes a link to phpbb home page. Poster gives advice on how to read a manual and adds a winky to make it all OK

[Daemonwelsh]

Post detailing the correct way to manipulate the report button. Inserts detailed pictures of LOLcats to demonstrate point.

Rants about how much of an idiot the previous poster is. Belittles previous poster(s).

Begin flaming author, authors mother, and begins speaking in L33t.

[carisbourg]

Poster feeds the troll

[Lady Nerevar]

post telling pervious posters not to backseat moderate, ignoring the obvious fact that by saying this the poster is in fact backseat moderating.

[Freemage]

Post by obvious newb who hasn't read the whole thread, and clearly doesn't understand the discussion at hand or the unwritten social contracts ruling the forum, which includes several points that were already made by better posters, AND several violations of the forum rules.

[Daemonwelsh]

Post by obvious newb who hasn't read the whole thread, and clearly doesn't understand the discussion at hand or the unwritten social contracts ruling the forum, which includes several points that were already made by better posters, AND several violations of the forum rules.

flame of obvious newb's newbie-ness utilizing key misspellings and obvious errors.
cites forum violations, and fakes other violations that previous poster has "committed"
refuses to click report even though previous posts from this poster have detailed the report button.
Completely ignores original point of forum, and competently avoids any point with actual validity.

[Azure Sepulchre]

Post by obvious newb who hasn't read the whole thread, and clearly doesn't understand the discussion at hand or the unwritten social contracts ruling the forum, which includes several points that were already made by better posters, AND several violations of the forum rules.

flame of obvious newb's newbie-ness utilizing key misspellings and obvious errors.
cites forum violations, and fakes other violations that previous poster has "committed"
refuses to click report even though previous posts from this poster have detailed the report button.
Completely ignores original point of forum, and competently avoids any point with actual validity.

Fiercely attempts to defend the new members integrity and standing by spiralling into a childish, nonsensical diatribe that targets - among other things - the previous poster's doubtless manifold failures in his or her attempts with the opposite sex, the previous poster's flagrant ignorance concerning forum rules, regulations and etiquette, the previous poster's pervasive body odour and compares the previous poster's ignorant, warmongering tactics to those of several infamous leaders throughout human history.

...diatribe continued...

...diatribe continued...

...concludes extensive flame with a dismissive witticism and prefunctory encouragement aimed at the previous poster to find and obtain a life.

...

Feigns sudden realization of recent registration to imply class and attempts to sheepishly announce arrival at forum in a desperate bid to force people to offer welcome.