The Vending Machine

[Pax]

Receive old political-campaign flier.

Insert LOLcat ...

[MuthSera]

Recieve bucket.

Insert Beef Jerky

[cloudbreaker]

Receive fragrant belch

Insert bonsai tree

[Itzal]

recieve kamikaze plane to the face

insert my uncles cat

[Cmdr I. Heartly Noah]

receive my cat's uncle

insert log

[malekith]

recieve pencil to the eye!

insert Games Workshop FAQs

[Pax]

Receive action-figure of Jillian Zamussels (complete with Gwyfon mount, two ORLY's, and barbarian Helmet / Sword accessories!), in original packaging.

Insert twenty-sided die ...

[jioan]

Recieve twenty 1 sided die.

Insert my D&D 4.0 set.

[MuthSera]

recieve laser cleric.

Insert fruit by the foot

[Pax]

Receive single lime-green sock.

Insert lottery ticket ...

[malekith]

recieve comiserations note

insert a piece of paper with a game of tic-tac-toe/Os and Xs on it

[Cmdr I. Heartly Noah]

Receive a necktie.

Insert bolo tie.

[malekith]

Receive shredded cloth

insert your mum (had to be done at somepoint :p)

[MuthSera]

Receive burning calender

insert gas/electric hybred vehicle

[Unclever title]

Receive gas/electric hybrid chauffeur.

Insert instruction manual.

[Pax]

Receive number for a Tech Support call-center in India. (Like I've had to call. Thrice now, just since the 1st. For the same stupid problem.)

Insert Nintendo DSi ...

[Ichthus]

Receive a refurbished Sega Dreamcast...


Insert Mr Coffee...

[MuthSera]

Recieve Misty. (MISS TEA? GET IT?)

Insert my organic chemistry homework.

[depricated]

Receive a metal pipe.(Get it? Organ-ic?)

Insert DVD

[Pax]

Receive Beta-MAX tape labelled "How to conquer the world, in Three Easy Steps". (Now good luck findign a player for it, mwa ha ha ha!)

Insert your fondest wish ...