The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:15 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:59 pm

Recieve bucket.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby cloudbreaker » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:33 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:09 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:55 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:16 am

recieve pencil to the eye!

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:06 am

Receive action-figure of Jillian Zamussels (complete with Gwyfon mount, two ORLY's, and barbarian Helmet / Sword accessories!), in original packaging.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby jioan » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:30 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:08 am

recieve laser cleric.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:14 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:27 pm

recieve comiserations note

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:29 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:36 pm

Receive shredded cloth

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:38 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Unclever title » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:08 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:37 am

Receive number for a Tech Support call-center in India. (Like I've had to call. Thrice now, just since the 1st. For the same stupid problem.)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:59 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:40 am

Recieve Misty. (MISS TEA? GET IT?)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:06 am

Receive a metal pipe.(Get it? Organ-ic?)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:31 am

Receive Beta-MAX tape labelled "How to conquer the world, in Three Easy Steps". (Now good luck findign a player for it, mwa ha ha ha!)

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