The Vending Machine

[MuthSera]

Receive jelly.

Insert peanut butter and the jelly.

[malekith]

receive a contented feeling in your stomach

insert a blizzard employee

[MuthSera]

receive failed fortitude save and complimentary subdual damage.

insert fallout 2.

[jioan]

Receive intense gaming experience

Insert several little children

[depricated]

receive several little children and a cardboard "DO NOT WANT" sign

insert void

[Ichthus]

Receive null pointer error.

Insert a segment fault...

[chrono]

Receive a blue screen of death

Insert a single hair

[Raigne]

Receive a very tiny toupee.

Insert barbershop quartet.

[jioan]

Receive WoW patch 3.1

Insert <censored for being so awesome it may cause seizures>

[Alcazabedabra]

Receive FCC Censor, who frowns menacingly upon you.

Insert "You Must Construct Additional Pylons"

[depricated]

Receive something bitches don't know about

Insert line rider

[jioan]

Receive wall you thought was background.

Insert the OOTS Adventure Game

[Ichthus]

Receive someone's kidney and someone's other kidney... really... not the cards...


Insert a pair of kidneys...

[Raigne]

Receive a pair of kid elbows.

Insert a paper bag.

[MuthSera]

Receive anti humiliation device.

Insert allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbDcyqnqHE 2:25-3:02 )

[Doktor Jones]

((automatic circumcisers? wtf?))

Receive giant Katamari ball



Insert bottle of hydrogen peroxide and bottle of muriatic acid

[MuthSera]

Receive a baffled chemical engineering student, who spends all day googling attempting to figure out the chemical reaction only to give up and make an unfunny self referencing paradox rather than something witty.

Insert emo chemical engineering student.

[Raigne]

Receive H2O and NaCl. And a bloody razor blade.

Insert roman candle.

[depricated]

receive greek fire

insert lisp

[Ichthus]

Receive the world ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-OjTPj7K54 )

Insert a full wheel of Parmesan cheese.