The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:51 am

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:29 pm

receive Chinese food.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:49 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Raigne » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:20 pm

Receive a rusty vending machine.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:08 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:12 pm

receive Drunken Party clown

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Unclever title » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:56 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:59 pm

receive The Picard Song

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:03 pm

Receive the eye of the tiger.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:36 pm

receive teddy bear

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:45 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:47 am

Receive diet plan, and abuseively unfriendly talking teddy bear.



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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby jioan » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:43 am

Receive overdose.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Raigne » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:16 am

Receive Image

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>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:49 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Raigne » Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:27 am

Receive ball gag.

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I Am A: Neutral Good Human Ranger/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
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>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:08 am

recieve submissive vending machine

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Veni Vedi Volo En Domium Redare
I came, I saw, I wanna go home.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:54 pm

Receive Gorram.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Raigne » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:14 pm

Receive cancellation.

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>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:52 pm

receive the complete collection of Homer's works and a half eaten doughnut

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