The Vending Machine

by **Alcazabedabra** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:13 am

Receive I have created a monster! A terrible, 13-page monster. I am ashamed.

Insert shame.

by **Ichthus** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:30 am

Receive an empty tube of Pillsbury cookie dough.

Insert Code Monkey...

by **Unclever title** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:46 am

Receive upgrade to Code Chimp.

Insert Tamagotchi.

by **Doktor Jones** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:06 pm

Receive small dead animal

Insert 91% isopropyl alcohol

by **Ichthus** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:24 pm

Receive a papercut.

Insert some cut paper...

by **Unclever title** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:24 am

Receive a pair of safety scissors.

Insert Safety Dance.

by **Doktor Jones** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:55 am

Receive hatless men

Insert jet engine

by **Ichthus** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:31 am

Receive a piece of jet stone.

Insert a stone...

by **depricated** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:03 am

receive a AA Meeting Token

insert 4 tokens

by **malekith** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:35 am

Recieve tacky funfair toy of your choosing

Insert pokemon

by **Ichthus** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:16 pm

Receive a decent video game and crappy anime for adolescents.

Insert anime...

by **malekith** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:22 pm

Recieve hentai

insert dissapointment

by **chrono** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:15 pm

Receive an appointment with the dentist

Insert a shiny crystal globe

by **Doktor Jones** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:59 am

Receive an old fortune teller gypsy with a dead white eye

Insert knight who says "Ni"

by **Raigne** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:12 am

Receive the tallest tree in the forest and a herring.

Insert SPAM.

by **malekith** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:17 am

Recieve Spamalot

Insert heartache

by **depricated** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:30 am

receive bad country song and mullet

insert still beating heart

by **Lianris** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:47 pm

Receive Indiana Jones.

Insert doughnut.

by **Ichthus** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:09 pm

Receive God.

Insert religion...

by **depricated** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:07 am

receive commemorative war mugs and playing cards

insert playing cards