The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:49 am

recieve Diarrhea (cofee's a diarrhetic)

insert pants with a hole in them
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I came, I saw, I wanna go home.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby carisbourg » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:51 am

recieve change

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:35 pm

Receive a Frog Security System.

Insert a grail.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby PhoenixTalion » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:05 pm

Receive a cup with several holes drilled in it.

Insert college education.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Raigne » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:41 pm

Receive lifetime of debt from student loans.

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I Am A: Neutral Good Human Ranger/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
Str-10 Dex-12 Con-11 Int-16 Wis-15 Cha-13

>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:29 am

receive Plucky Hero from Backwoods Farming Village with uncanny knowledge of how to use The Magical Sword

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby PhoenixTalion » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:14 pm

Receive a dozen bumbling minions.

Insert emo-ness.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:17 pm

Receive a sulky vending machine...

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:23 am

receive a pimply nerd named Zac talking about his World of Warcraft character

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby justonce » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:08 am

Receive thread necromancer.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:15 am

Receive tyrannical "democratic" government




Insert Barack Obama (no relation to above insert/receive - I was thinking of inserting him in the machine before I saw this!)
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby JenBurdoo » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:33 pm

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby KiltedNinja » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:42 am

Recieve small bald kitten attached to 40ft laminated poster declaring "LULZ"

Insert a rudimentary lathe created using half a bag of muffins and a marshmallow wrench.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:56 am

Receive the 4th known Arkentool...

Insert the 5th unknown Arkentool.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby President_Allosaurus » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:09 pm

Receive Arkensaurus.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby konmanrocks » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:06 pm

receive direct TV


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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:07 am

receive infinite loop

INSERT INTO vending_machine VALUES ($numberIdentification, 'Humphrey Bogart', $dollarSigns);
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby KiltedNinja » Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:07 am

Recieve the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:53 pm

receive eminem

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby carisbourg » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:17 pm

recieve Reese's Pieces

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