The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:57 pm

receive Michael J. Fox

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Xewleer » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:54 pm

You receive Everything in creation!

I put in fifteen pennies, four nickels, five dimes, thirteen quarters, eleven JFK fifty cent piece, forty two Sacajawea dollar coins and ONE (read it) ONE hundred dollar bill.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby carisbourg » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:21 pm

Recieve a coupon redeemable for one hour of legal service.

Put in a legal brief.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Xewleer » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:10 am

You get a weasel.

I put in a badger suffering from rabies and AIDS
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:58 am

receive Courtney Love

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Xewleer » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:14 pm

you receive... greaser hair?!?

I put in a motorcycle.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:50 am

You receive a hog.

Insert bacon...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Xewleer » Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:49 am

you receive and angry as hell PETA hitman out to get you.

I put in Angelina Jolie
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:29 pm

receive the Da Vinci Virus

insert Dade Murphy
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Xewleer » Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:40 pm

you get a 4chan kiddie hacker

I put in an image board moderator.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Wisp Wings » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:27 pm

You get a post of yourself naked stickied.

I insert a piece of eight.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby KiltedNinja » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:29 pm

..Receive several pieces of nine..

Insert the seventh one...
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...I'm still holding out for the Arkenoid...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby carisbourg » Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:09 pm

...recieve piece of very good cheesecake.
Insert piece of cheese...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby dybo » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:42 pm

Recieve whine.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Trilby » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:01 am

recieve hand

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:07 am

Receive a burp.

Insert bad breath...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby dybo » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:27 pm

Recieve beer.

Insert beer.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:44 am

recieve drunk vending machine

insert slurred note from your doctor
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I came, I saw, I wanna go home.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby dybo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:57 am

Recieve filled perscription for dopamine.

Insert malpractice suit
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Mercsenary » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:39 am

Receive buttloads of cash.

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