The Vending Machine

by **dybo** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:30 pm

Recieve hundreds of one month free trials for AOL.

Insert poor marketing skills.

by **depricated** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:11 am

receive tax rebate check

insert welfare economics

by **KiltedNinja** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:27 am

...Recieve 3 hours of random wikipedia tangents

Insert a pan-galactic gargle blaster...

by **Sinrus** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:11 pm

Receive a brain smashed by a lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Insert topic bump.

by **The Black Hand** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:51 am

Receive bump on the head.

Insert the Computer-Aided Biologically Augmented Lifeform (CABAL) . . .

by **Unclever title** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:28 pm

Receive JC Denton.

Insert sunglasses.

by **The Black Hand** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:45 pm

Get a glass full of miniature suns.

Insert a thermonuclear warhead.

by **Bluebell** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:23 pm

Receive George W. Bush.

Insert a flying squirrel.

by **Chris Goodwin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:55 pm

Receive a moose.

Insert twenty years' worth of National Geographic.

by **The Black Hand** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:04 am

Receive a twenty-year supply of toilet paper.

Insert a toilet . . .

by **WaterMonkey314** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:16 pm

Receive a shiny new Crock-Pot of dubious origin.

Insert helium superfluid.

by **Crovius** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:46 pm

Recieve 99 red balloons.

Insert a wooden penny...

by **cloudbreaker** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:35 pm

Receive a Dollar Tree.

Insert a belly flop.

by **WaterMonkey314** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:50 pm

Receive an Olympic-size swimming pool.

Insert a football stadium.

by **Nihila** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:34 pm

Receive thousands of crazy football fans.

Insert thousands of crazy universes.

by **Crovius** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:43 pm

Recieve the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Insert a calculator with only division signs and the number zero...

by **WaterMonkey314** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:35 pm

Receive a fatal universe computer error.

Insert universe debugger.

by **The Black Hand** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:49 am

Receive an Infinite Meat Bug.

Insert an Ion Cannon Beacon . . .

by **Trost** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:16 am

Receive Brotherhood of NOD propoganda.

insert crowbar

by **thetobias** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:08 am

Receive a hangover

Insert Justin Bieber