The Vending Machine

by **Alcazabedabra** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:08 am

Receive Handful of Poo

Insert Nixon's nose.

by **Ichthus** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 am

Receive a Presidential pardon.

Insert the number 42 scribbled on a piece of paper...

by **malekith** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:18 am

receive a copy of the hitchikers guide to the galaxy trilogy in 5 parts

insert an elephant

by **Ichthus** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:27 am

Receive a mouse.

Insert a gold bar...

by **jioan** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:36 am

Recieve a Copper Bar.

Insert Vending Machine...

by **MuthSera** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:36 am

Recieve printed message with 1/0 scribbled on the front.

Insert mind flayer

by **depricated** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:45 am

receive wand

insert pirate

by **malekith** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:40 am

receive ninja

insert torch

by **Unclever title** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:17 am

Receive the Olympic games.

Insert sense of self.

by **Pax** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:33 pm

Receive horrible body odor ("scents of self", hehehe).

Insert insomnia ... (please, may I?)

by **Unclever title** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:16 pm

Receive unconsciousness via blunt force trauma to the head

Insert $1.35

by **Cmdr I. Heartly Noah** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:27 pm

Receive freedom, 20 cents change.

Insert change.

by **MuthSera** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:24 pm

Receive inner peace

Insert Ehlonna, Goddess of the woodlands.

by **Itzal** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:52 pm

recieve a jaundiced fish.

insert Yoda

by **Pax** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:34 pm

Receive coupon good for one Prostate Exam (... so you TOO can get a hand up your ___).

Insert dignity ...

by **jioan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:51 am

Receive embarrassment

Insert Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

by **MuthSera** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm

Recieve hairy pothead and the sorcerer of shroom.

Insert schizophrenic nuetral good Dread necromancer

by **Alcazabedabra** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:26 pm

Receive two ordinary necromancers, and a dock worker named Joe.

Insert magic hat

by **Ichthus** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:04 pm

Receive Rabbit.

Insert a 12-sided die.

by **Unclever title** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:53 pm

Saving throw... Failed, receive 8 points of damage.

Insert Forum Post