The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:08 am

Receive Handful of Poo

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:17 am

Receive a Presidential pardon.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:18 am

receive a copy of the hitchikers guide to the galaxy trilogy in 5 parts

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:27 am

Receive a mouse.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby jioan » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:36 am

Recieve a Copper Bar.

Insert Vending Machine...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:36 am

Recieve printed message with 1/0 scribbled on the front.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:45 am

receive wand

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:40 am

receive ninja

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Unclever title » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:17 am

Receive the Olympic games.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:33 pm

Receive horrible body odor ("scents of self", hehehe).

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Unclever title » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:16 pm

Receive unconsciousness via blunt force trauma to the head

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:27 pm

Receive freedom, 20 cents change.

Insert change.
I am a: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)
Str- 12, Dex- 15, Con- 12, Int- 14, Wis- 11, Cha- 13
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:24 pm

Receive inner peace

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:52 pm

recieve a jaundiced fish.

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Veni Vedi Volo En Domium Redare
I came, I saw, I wanna go home.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:34 pm

Receive coupon good for one Prostate Exam (... so you TOO can get a hand up your ___).

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby jioan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:51 am

Receive embarrassment

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:12 pm

Recieve hairy pothead and the sorcerer of shroom.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:26 pm

Receive two ordinary necromancers, and a dock worker named Joe.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:04 pm

Receive Rabbit.

Insert a 12-sided die.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Unclever title » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:53 pm

Saving throw... Failed, receive 8 points of damage.

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