The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:39 pm

Receive a deluxe king-size Ikea bed... with assembly instructions missing.




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((Sorry about forgetting to insert something w/ my last post - posting while sleep-deprived is a bad idea!))
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Ichthus » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:59 pm

Receive a rolled up Paper Toilet.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:06 pm

Receive children's book titled "A truck named Mack". (A "Mack book", get it?)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:19 pm

Receive serious internet discussion.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:27 pm

Receive Dublin, and the number 23.

Insert the number 23.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:38 pm

reieve a paranoid conspiracy theorist

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby chrono » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:53 pm

Receive a shipwreck

Insert the number 26
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Wisdom-12
Charisma-14
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:12 pm

Receive one atom of Iron
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:16 pm

Doktor Jones wrote:Receive one atom of Iron

(You're doing it wrong, again.)

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:18 pm

recieve itty bitty boat

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:27 pm

Receive a hairy part of tom's anatomy >_>



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((lol no excuse this time... just distracted >_<))
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:53 pm

receive blind dog

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:18 pm

Receive Stevie Wonder's decapitated head.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Cmdr I. Heartly Noah » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:03 pm

Receive incredibly complicated Walkman

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:37 am

receive one jammin potato

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:46 am

receive strawberry-jelly-flavored potato




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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:09 am

Receive evil, in it's place in the world, as perceived by human beings.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby jioan » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:41 am

Recieve 237 moving rocks

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby depricated » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:37 am

receive snowmobile

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:03 am

recieve an annoying piece of never-ending music

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