Hmm... I wonder if Don could try and handle Caesar with a little "gift"...
Don: Here you go, Caesar! I'm spinning you off as a side of your own. I know you haven't been happy with how I've been running the side, so I thought it was time for you to try it out for yourself. Make your own decrees! Spend the treasury however you wish! Join any alliances you want! I'll even let anyone who wants to join you go with my blessing.
Caesar: Uh... gee, thanks, Don. Wait... this is Carport.
Caesar: And you haven't given me any start-up shmuckers.
Don: Well, you know, things have been pretty tight lately...
Caesar: Well, at least now I can be with B-
Don: Oh, and I'm keeping Bunny. Anyone else though, you can take with you. Bunny's staying, though.
"Are you always so pessimistic?"
"Not at all. I saved it for my last battle."
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