The Vending Machine

[depricated]

receive Michael J. Fox

insert void

[Xewleer]

You receive Everything in creation!

I put in fifteen pennies, four nickels, five dimes, thirteen quarters, eleven JFK fifty cent piece, forty two Sacajawea dollar coins and ONE (read it) ONE hundred dollar bill.

[carisbourg]

Recieve a coupon redeemable for one hour of legal service.

Put in a legal brief.

[Xewleer]

You get a weasel.

I put in a badger suffering from rabies and AIDS

[depricated]

receive Courtney Love

insert grooming kit

[Xewleer]

you receive... greaser hair?!?

I put in a motorcycle.

[Ichthus]

You receive a hog.

Insert bacon...

[Xewleer]

you receive and angry as hell PETA hitman out to get you.

I put in Angelina Jolie

[depricated]

receive the Da Vinci Virus

insert Dade Murphy

[Xewleer]

you get a 4chan kiddie hacker

I put in an image board moderator.

[Wisp Wings]

You get a post of yourself naked stickied.

I insert a piece of eight.

[KiltedNinja]

..Receive several pieces of nine..

Insert the seventh one...

[carisbourg]

...recieve piece of very good cheesecake.
Insert piece of cheese...

[dybo]

Recieve whine.

Insert foot.

[Trilby]

recieve hand

Insert Dwagon

[Ichthus]

Receive a burp.

Insert bad breath...

[dybo]

Recieve beer.

Insert beer.

[Itzal]

recieve drunk vending machine

insert slurred note from your doctor

[dybo]

Recieve filled perscription for dopamine.

Insert malpractice suit

[Mercsenary]

Receive buttloads of cash.

Insert Firefox