Charlie's other units / items / abilities?

[MarbitChow]

What little interaction we've had with Charlie seems to center around 70s television shows: Charlie's Angels, obviously, and Mork and Mindy as well.

So what else might he have up his sleeve?

* A six-million-shmucker man?
* A family of attack partridges?
* Aquatic mammals that enthusiastically greet returning troops (welcome-back otters)?

I suspect he's got a library that contains, at the very least:

* the complete lineage of the Transylvito nobles (a TV Guide)
* a tome about at least one of the 3 fundamental elements (The Facts of Life)

He probably has some nobles under his employ / influence as well.
Not kings, certainly, but perhaps a pair of Dukes named Bo and Luke...

Other ideas?

[Lothmar]

Part of me wants to believe, truly believe... That charlie is from earth. The other more logical side says he's figured out a way to tap into our world with the arkendish and is simply a cable nut and has been watching tv as much as he can to pass the boring turns while he waits for his prices to be met(which is why he's nuts). But yeah, I havent seen a dish that big since my dad had one installed in the early eighties. XD

[Kreistor]

I think the most important part about Charlie is that, well, he's Charlie. We never saw Charlie of the Angels fame. I cannot doubt for a second that this homage will continue until the bitter end. We'll never see Charlie's form.

So believe whatever you want about him. He's a disembodied voice, and we'll never see anthing more. So you'll just never have your hopes dashed.

[Mikalyaran]

I love the ideas presented here. These are awesome and hilarious. Welcome back otters...heh. Thats awesome.

[Frogpop]

CHiMPs?

[Infidel]

Hrm,

For some reason, I think Charlie would actually be cooler if we did see him. Charlie from CA always seemed super lame. Something about his voice made me think the super-spy was really just some portly balding dude with eight kids driving a Volkswagen.

[Weimann]

Charlie is awesome, as a voice or as a person. I can live with him being only a line in a chatbook.

However, he DOES seem to behave in a very human manner ^^

[konmanrocks]

im going with lothmar, hes picking up comedy central with that arkendish and becoming very cynical because of it

[Mikalyaran]

Can you imagine what the daily show would do to him?