Miscellaneous Requests

[Dr Pepper]

Title: I hate Myself

Art: Ansom staring at Wanda in the distance. Over the scene in wavery black letters is Joan Jett's classic:

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's why
I hate myself for loving you

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Happy Family

Art: A great hall, decorated Wanda style. In one corner is a huge throne. Wanda is holding Jillian in her lap. They are both eagerly watching the foreground where Ossemer and Ansom, strpped to their briefs, are in a wrestling clinch.

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Loyalty

Art: A courtyard in Gobwin Knob. Yurp stands in the background beaming with pride. In the foreground, from left to right:

Stanley placing a money bag on the ground.
A money bag with a faint glow.
A faded money bag with a glowing halo.
A money bag disappearing; sfx: *EXPEND!*
An empty space.
A hobgobwin popping.

Caption: Loyalty-- It runs both ways.

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Sweet Dreams

Art: Stanley in bed, fast asleep, sucking his thumb and clutching a dwagonn plushie. He's smiling. Above him is a dream balloon. It shows a modified version of Michaelangelo's "Creation of Adam" with the Titans creating Stanley.

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Coolness

Art: a low ceilinged, sparsely lit room, decorated Wanda style. There are several tables and a stage. At the head of one table, wanda and Maggie are drinking from little skulls. A skull topped bottle between them is marked "Absinthe". At the end of the table, Stanley is slumped face down, fast asleep. At the next table Parson is looking on somewhat anxiously. He has a Hamstard mug of coffee. On the stage, Scar- Sylvia is standing. She is wearing a long skirt, a high collared sweater, and a beret-- in Wanda's colors. Her hands are thrust back behind her and her head is thrown back. She appears to be saying something with great passion. Behind her is a twoll plucking a bass fiddle. Sizemore is sitting on the edge of the stage playing bongos.

[BLANDCorporatio]

What ever got into you?!

And are you addressing these suggestions to people who can draw? Because if not I'd like to have a crack at one or two of them, to be posted when ready (gimme 24h{{EDIT a bit more actually}}, I need me sleep and other arrangements).

[Dr Pepper]

These are open invitations for anyone who'd like to give them a try.

[BLANDCorporatio]

So finally I'm back. After a lot of procrastination and almost as much work, because this project was by far the most complex I've attempted to draw so far (n00b alert).

This was meant to be a take on your "Coolness" request, but little by little some details got changed and whatnot, so let's call it-

Scarlet and the Navy Blues Band

Spoiler: show

Mock it mercilessly.

[Dr Pepper]

Heh.But i see you've got Parson drinking the absinthe too. That's gonna lead to one strange chat session with Charlie. It's cute, though. Just sorry to not see Sizmore on the bongos.

Thanks!

[BLANDCorporatio]

Thanks; as for Sizemore, a mixture of poor composition and lazyness sent him to a backward corner of the stage, hidden by bongo drums.

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Faith

Art: In a motivator frame, a soaring vaulted space. Slately, Ansom, Trem and Oss are wearing simple white robes. They are kneeling in front of a wall which is painted in the style of a byzantine icon. The icon shows a rustic looking elvis holding an old style balance. To one of the royals, a brown cowled Jetstone cleric is holding out a plate with little square peanut butter sandwiches.

Caption: (1st line, large) FAITH
(2nd line, normal sized) It makes strong families, and nations.

[Dr Pepper]

Title: Leader

Art: an early 60's malt shop, all stainless steel and formica, tall stools, etc. Transylvitans in greaser outfits are lounging at the tables. Bunnie, in a poodle skirt, is standing on the counter with a microphone.

Balloon: "And that's when i fell for-- Leader of the Pack!"