Controversial Topic

[carisbourg]

Welcomes new poster and offers friendly suggestion to just relax and read their post after they type it. Poster admits to deleting half their submissions without posting.

[Daemonwelsh]

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[KiltedNinja]

Abstract post, full of nonsensical and wibbling phrases occasionally mentioning Moomins and apricots, showing complete ignorance of anything going on - anywhere - and posting to satisfy nothing more than an idle curiosity about what it's like to reveal my soul to the internet.

+1 spam.

[MadMadMad]

Senselessly friendly post by first time visitor with excessive use of *emoticons.* *smiley* *smiley* *smiley*

Bland reference to recent development in popular prime-time television series, attempting to be cool. *big smiley* *laughing smiley* *big smiley*

[Sinrus]

Irrelevant post made by person who wishes to enter the discussion, but is too lazy to read all eight pages.

[Justyn]

Question that was answered on the second page.

[Romanosuke]

post bumping topic out of boredom with wall of text poorly written having nothing to do with the topic written in all caps with no puncuation or paragraph indentation spelling errors internet memes l33t speak with run on sentences while at the same time flaming everyone in topic insulting them in various ways followed by random ascii pic self proclaiming to have won the thread and internet points followed by a must see video!

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[Sinrus]

Compliment on typing artistry.

Rant on the pointlessness and idiocy of rickrolls.

[Llord_Droll]

Confusing rambling run on post that explores the relevance and revelations of several obviously disconnected and tangential subjects introduced by previous posters, using subtle genius that is completely obscured by the factual lack of any concious attempt by the original authors to include true relevance, and the unlikely, bizarre, but shockingly powerful connections that would seem to be obvious to the author - bringing radical implications - but with the author then taking th implications in a direction that is not obvious and failing to explain key points assuming that they are now obvious while the author becomes increasingly bored with their own effort of drawing out implications that they have begun to suspect are not important in themselves but only as hints of an unrealized but truly dynamic force which he regrets will stay unrealized and beyond any recognition, so that the author tapers to a pathetic surrender towards irrelevance, finally creating from the whole post what appears to be an insane tangle of non-sequential insanity, in particular and most annoyingly because the author quotes none of the many other authors that he references topically. The post will be almost universally ignored on the basis of stylistic reasons - mostly the excessive and annoying use of unnecessary qualifiers that reliably indicate that the author considers themself very clever but will be extremely unlikely to follow through with anything actually as clever as they think will be. The author will later edit to add a comment of a later realized but previously missed connection point that would allow the potentially mindblowing exposition he was nearing but fails to argue through any of the final logical paths because he is both embarrassed that he is expounding so recklessly, disgusted with their stylistic lapses, and annoyed that nobody has paid attention to their beautiful thinking that they tried but almost completely failed to meaningfully share.

[Romanosuke]

Post made by someone who has stolen this account with a link to suspicious looking site claiming to be a satellite photo of a hot nude girl which in reality is some sort of keylogger or virus.

[cloudbreaker]

Post that has no purpose other than to claim that someone's previous post was posted solely to increase their post count.

[Justyn]

Post that has no purpose other than to claim that someone's previous post was posted solely to increase their post count.

Response consisting of a hidden and verbose ad hominem attack, followed by pointing out a minor spelling error.

Text colored to blend in with the background consisting of a single word calling the quoted's parentage into question.

[Sinrus]

Questioning of sexual preference.

Setup for insult disguised as an innocent question.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Well thought out replies to every single point made in the thread, even the off topic ones, that seem to take all sides of the argument and also form a wall of text that will be ignored.

[Romanosuke]

Post to apoligise for previous posts where account was stolen.

Post that has no purpose other than to claim that someone's previous post was posted solely to increase their post count.

Also claims this person is just trolling the topic in order to get people to get a rise out of people.

[Daemonwelsh]

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Comment on amazing artwork, which has nothing to do with topic at hand. Latent ignorance of current discussion. Comments about /b/ and how scary it is, even though this has nothing to do with the topic. Blatantly calls /b/ by its real name.

[BLANDCorporatio]

Complaint against thread necromancy.

[Ehbobo]

Pointless correction stating that I don't know what necromancy is, and a question about whether you mean croakamancy.

[Kaed]

Notice that Retconjuration of this entire thread is being attempted.

[Crovius]

Comments how retconjuration of entire thread is waste of time and while croakamancy of thread is assured, it is unliekly that there is any point to performing such actions.

Further berates all previous posters that have assisted in the croakamancy ritual to bring back the thread, then makes a few random disgruntled comments, followed by cursing one-self for even bothering to post. Almost deletes entire post to leave it alone, then decides to hit the submit button anyway since time was already wasted.