
SteveMB wrote:The question is getting Wanda to honor the offer. They could keep going back and forth: offer, honor, offer, honor....
Sorry*.
*no I'm not
Sieggy wrote: Jeeeeezus, Rob, PLEASE post another page so these fanatics have something ELSE to carry on about!!!!! (maybe if you have a panel with Trem drooling idiotically, it'll make people happy!) Gawd, I would hate to go to a movie with some of you . . .

Sieggy wrote:Excuse me, but Charlie just showed that with the ARKENDISH (ya know, 'unmatched Thinkamancer abilities') a link can be forged. And Trem can SEE the arkenpliers in the air above the city. If all of a sudden he saw Jack & Wanda doing some kind of mojo together with the 'Pliers, then he has a justification for suspicion. Lacking that, c'mon, these arguments are approaching religious disputation levels.
oslecamo2 wrote:Except that:
-GK has at least two mancers deployed, and Charlie just demonstrated how they can be linked at long-range by a thinkmancer for devastating effects. Thus GK's forces could use all the extra time to find some new tri-mancer combo to turn the tide. Not to mention the possibility of yet more foolmancy tricks covering extra casters.
Really, Trems just saw Charlie pull out KW out of a single turnmancer's ass on the hex. GK has at least two mancers and one arkentool. He doesn't know what possible combos they could pull out, so he shoul've played it safe and at least shot down the witch with the hax artifact before anything else. Wich would've implied shooting everything on the air down probably just to make it safe.

Well that's just not true. What has happened is that plenty of other options have been proposed, and you have just decided that they all would have failed.Kyrt wrote:Oberon wrote:Trem's holding of the idiot ball has absolutely nothing to do with Parson using rules in a different and innovative manner, and everything to do with having utterly failed to do what a smart diplomat is supposed to be able to do: Communicate his intentions to his opponent.
I don't think you or anyone else has been able to show a mechanic whereby Tram could actually do this with a reasonable chance of success.
How it Really Happened wrote:Maggie wrote:A dictate from Jetstone, Lord. Our forces in the airspace are ordered away from the tower. As conditions to formal parley, all foolamancy must be dispelled, and our forces must assemble over the garrison, within range of their archers and casters.Parson wrote:Oh, no. No, we couldn't be that luckyMaggie wrote:Lord?Parson wrote:Do it. Have Wanda comply, to the letter.
Now, we know that Parson is willing to comply, to the letter, as it gives him better positioning for his attack, and that this compliance will in this case include a direct conversation with Tram. We also know that Parson is well aware that GK needs to turn to expansion by alliance over conquest. And we know that Tram wanted an alliance with GK. The single impediment I see at this point is Parson's intelligence informing him that Royals only parley to offer insults and then attack. So the next step is for Tram to not open his negotiations with insults, and I really cannot see Parson initiating an attack while they are conversing. It doesn't seem to fit his personality, his desire to avoid bloodshed, his previously stated acknowledgment that GK needed alliances, Parson's prior use of contact with the enemy as a means to learn something from the discussion and possibly engage in "psyops", or Parson's "smart gamer" capabilities to turn a bad looking situation into a good one. A decent list of reasons why Parson would continue to talk to Tram as long as those discussions looked as though they had a chance of being productive. At that point all that remains is for agreeable terms to be arrived at. I won't claim that this was inevitable, but if negotiations broke down at this point I wouldn't be calling Tram an idiot ball holder. He would have proven that he was capable of at least avoiding the obvious misstep of beginning a parley with the typical insults which anyone on Erfworld would assume would be followed by attack. He would have gotten a chance to actually discuss terms. If terms were arrived at, he would have proven that he was a smart diplomat. If terms were not able to be arrived at, he still would have acted in a much more diplomatic manner than he did with Ossomer. Win, win, even if he still loses in the end.Hypothetical wrote:Maggie wrote:A dictate from Jetstone, Lord. Our forces in the airspace are ordered away from the tower. As conditions to formal parley, all foolamancy must be dispelled, our forces must assemble over the garrison, within range of their archers and casters, and you must open a thinkagram to Jetstone Chief Warlord Trammenous to discuss terms of an alliance with Jetstone.Parson wrote:Oh, no. No, we couldn't be that luckyMaggie wrote:Lord?Parson wrote:Do it. Have Wanda comply, to the letter. And open that thinkagram to Trammenous.
Zeroberon wrote:So we know with 100% certainty that THIS IS HOW TRI-LINKS WORK, PERIOD END OF STORY.
kyrt wrote:And is a Royal who have a reputation of holding parleys simply to run their opponents noses into their defeat. Parson knows this. Tram knows this. Why should Parson take a call only to have GKs defeat rubbed in? Why would he believe Tram if he says otherwise? Tranm held all the cards, but he still needed to get Parson to the table.
kyrt wrote:As it is, Trams operation did get him to the point where he asked for that direct link. So....that did work. Ossomer very likely would have arranged the meeting that way, JS wouldn't have had to show how eager it was for a deal and it still held the full value of its hostages. Would Parson accept that call? From one of his own warlords? Someone probably would have answered it.
Hiai wrote:You guys need to start reading OTHER things once in awhile or something. Nerdrage arguments are even more boring and trite than biker bar fights, I swear.

My feelings exactly. If I thought the story sucked, I wouldn't be here. I enjoy the deconstruction, and some of the witty repartee of some of the other forum members. Including those I have disagreed with on things in the past. I haven't kept track, but I think that aside from Ace/PA and that one guy with 2 posts who joined specifically to call me a cock (in both of those postsSmoker wrote:I dunno about that, I think analysing the characters and the situations they are in is very interesting. Plus, I think pulling apart the story, characters, plot, mechanics and so on and looking at them so seriously is possibly the highest compliment you could pay the author. If this story wasn't so involved, it wouldn't be worth it, but Erfworld has a very real sense of depth, and exploring those depths is not only interesting in itself, but also doing the story justice.
Zeroberon wrote:So we know with 100% certainty that THIS IS HOW TRI-LINKS WORK, PERIOD END OF STORY.
GaryThunder wrote:Tramennis had no reason, no reason at all, to think that time was a factor. For all Tramennis knew, he could have messed around with Ossomer for a solid hour before leisurely getting around to getting Parson on the horn.
GaryThunder wrote:These sort of parley negotiations take place without Thinkagrams all the time - the initial meeting at Expository Bridge, for instance. Yes, Ansom was CWL, but everyone knows he's Wanda's puppet and she didn't show up. Should Ossomer have demanded that Wanda come over or that a Thinkagram be sent to Stanley before he was willing to talk to Ansom?
Summer Updates wrote:As Gobwin Knob was ending turn, word came that the enemy was seeking a parley, not by Thinkagram, but at the hex boundary at the head of their column. Our messenger reported that the request was made by my daughter, at which I very nearly disbanded him.
I rode there personally, taking a small group of heavy hollas, two warlord advisors, and K.C., my Chief Warlord. The hex boundary lay across the main road, and the Princess was waiting there to speak to me.
She wore black livery, adorned with a white skull and pink flower crest. At her back stood maximum stacks of heavy units and siege, including many I recognized as former Unaroyal units. There also stood the Chief Warlord of Gobwin Knob. I knew his face. I had known him as Slately's son, Ansom.
Summer Updates wrote:He scowled at her. "If you have terms, I will hear them," he declared, raising his sword, "but we stand ready to fight!"

Sieggy wrote:Excuse me, but Charlie just showed that with the ARKENDISH (ya know, 'unmatched Thinkamancer abilities') a link can be forged. And Trem can SEE the arkenpliers in the air above the city. If all of a sudden he saw Jack & Wanda doing some kind of mojo together with the 'Pliers, then he has a justification for suspicion. Lacking that, c'mon, these arguments are approaching religious disputation levels.
Sylvan wrote:Tramennis has also probably seen, or heard reports of, GKs riders restacking, the commanders grouping together (to discuss strategy as we saw in a Jack and Wanda text update), and dispelling the "foghat" to come up to parlay. I doubt linked casters could be doing this.
Sylvan wrote:Would you want your attuned wielder of the Arkenpliers to be linked at long range, especially when she likely doesn't have much of a rapport with, say.... anyone? I wouldn't want mine, but you may have convincing arguments.
Ditto wrote:I do enjoy giggling at arguments along those lines. 'Trimancer links could be anywhere! Kill it with fire!' Especially when GK just got hosed by Kingworld... expecting that they had a superweapon in their back pocket they simply forgot to use all afternoon is pretty ridiculous.
oslecamo2 wrote:-GK has at least two mancers deployed, and Charlie just demonstrated how they can be linked at long-range by a thinkmancer for devastating effects.
-Even whitout it, GK still has an attuned arkentool. Those things are hax and have all kind of mysterious powers (to the point not even the wielder is very sure what they can do). Do they really want to wait to see if Wanda figures out how to shoot death beams from her pliers or something else new and nasty?p
Really, Trems just saw Charlie pull out KW out of a single turnmancer's ass on the hex.
He doesn't know what possible combos they could pull out, so he shoul've played it safe and at least shot down the witch with the hax artifact before anything else. Wich would've implied shooting everything on the air down probably just to make it safe.
There was Jack's "We can make more meat shields than they have arrows and magic!" plan, wich would have let Wanda escape to fight another day. Hamster however has no interest to run away. He's going for Jetstone's throat.

Oberon wrote:How about this "how it really happened" followed by a just slightly different hypothetical, please tell me how it would have failed miserably
Hypothetical wrote: And open that thinkagram to Trammenous.
Now, we know that Parson is willing to comply, to the letter, as it gives him better positioning for his attack, and that this compliance will in this case include a direct conversation with Tram.
The single impediment I see at this point is Parson's intelligence informing him that Royals only parley to offer insults and then attack.
So the next step is for Tram to not open his negotiations with insults
I really cannot see Parson initiating an attack while they are conversing.
He would have proven that he was capable of at least avoiding the obvious misstep of beginning a parley with the typical insults which anyone on Erfworld would assume would be followed by attack.
But now I'll break out the popcorn and await your brilliant insight as to why this hypothetical situation was obviously doomed to failure from the start and had zero chance of success.

Smoker wrote:Now we need to look at this from Tram's POV.. so what you're saying is, that the enemy warlord, facing the destruction of his most valuable units, would not answer a call in which he could try to strike a deal to get his units back?
In short, from Tram's POV, Parson needs to talk to Tramennis regardless of what he thinks will be said.
Another point on this: You say Jetstone risk losing face
Also please remember that this is all from Tramennis' POV, so although WE know it wouldn't happen this way, this is a completely reasonable thought process for Tramennis to have.
So there is no reason why Tram should be afraid of thinkagramming Parson, certainly not to the point where it isn't even worth trying.
If you are correct in saying Parson could not be expected to answer the call in the first instance, he certainly could not be expected to answer it now. If you do indeed feel that Parson would accept a call at this point, then you must also agree that he would accept a call beforehand, since nothing was said that has changed the relationship between the two sides for the better.
I dunno about that, I think analysing the characters and the situations they are in is very interesting. Plus, I think pulling apart the story, characters, plot, mechanics and so on and looking at them so seriously is possibly the highest compliment you could pay the author. If this story wasn't so involved, it wouldn't be worth it, but Erfworld has a very real sense of depth, and exploring those depths is not only interesting in itself, but also doing the story justice.

Smoker wrote:Nowhere can I recall an alliance even being discussed with any units who are lower ranking than CWL.
So anyway, this backs up two points:
One - Tramennis should have spoken directly to the CWL of GK - and a thinkagram is a standard and effective method of doing so.
[/quote]Two - Tramennis should have noted that, when he wasn't speaking to the CWL of GK, something might be amiss - at the very least he might have concluded that GK had given up on Parley as a viable option, and efforts should be taken to rectify that opinion, rather than re-enforce it with witty banter.

BLANDCorporatio wrote:Raza wrote:Dwagons look badass when fighting while on their feet.
Well, their track record so far is pretty abismal so anything is an improvement.
*grabs pop-corn*

Oberon wrote:My feelings exactly. If I thought the story sucked, I wouldn't be here. I enjoy the deconstruction, and some of the witty repartee of some of the other forum members. Including those I have disagreed with on things in the past. I haven't kept track, but I think that aside from Ace/PA and that one guy with 2 posts who joined specifically to call me a cock (in both of those postsSmoker wrote:I dunno about that, I think analysing the characters and the situations they are in is very interesting. Plus, I think pulling apart the story, characters, plot, mechanics and so on and looking at them so seriously is possibly the highest compliment you could pay the author. If this story wasn't so involved, it wouldn't be worth it, but Erfworld has a very real sense of depth, and exploring those depths is not only interesting in itself, but also doing the story justice.and who I figured was a sock and just ignored) I may have had lengthy debates both on the same side and on the opposite side of many of the regulars. Fun!


Smoker wrote:If Tramennis is so convinced that Parson has given up all hope of a meaningful conversation - why is he waiting for one?
[/quote]That is to say, why hasn't he disbanded all the troops in the airspace. If Parson believes so surely that nothing can be said or done to save his units, then surely disbanding them is better than letting the Jetstone units level off killing them all, and much better than letting certain units be captured.

Not quite. I've just stated my opinion that Tram being shown to have been successful in at least getting his opponent to the bargaining table would have gone a whole lot further towards supporting all the background chatter about what a smart diplomat he was than having him open his "negotiations" with a pile of insults leading up to having his atrium bombed and a pile of his troops killed.Kyrt wrote:How does that solve Trams problem?Hypothetical wrote: And open that thinkagram to Trammenous.
You've jsut speculated that direct contact will work because Trams aksed it for it.
You can say that, but I gave a pile of reasons why taking that call is very much within Parson's character. Can you give a pile of reasons why Parson wouldn't? You gave nothing meaningful about Parson's point of view, and a lot of meaningless details about Tram's point of view. Details that would all be irrelevant if he would have just asked for the thinkagram with Parson and seen what the answer was. You're reasoning is, as usual, quite circular: "Tram didn't need to ask for the thinkagram because he couldn't be certain that Parson would accept it." What? "Tram's bargaining position would have been weakened if he actually got to the bargaining table by asking for a thinkagram with Parson." What? And my favorite, because it is doubly circular: "Tram didn't need to ask for a thinkagram to expedite the bargaining because Tram can't be sure that Parson will think that he intends to bargain in good faith." That's a doozy: "Don't contact expeditiously because Parson might not think that you intend to bargain in good faith, when contacting expeditiously would have eliminated the "insult" portion of the typical "insult, then attack" playbook and have given a much stronger message about sincerity", and then there is "Don't contact expeditiously because Parson might not think that you intend to bargain in good faith. But then demand to speak to Parson twice with Ossomer the useless time waste, assuming that this approach must be seen as a sincere effort of diplomacy" And you wonder why it is called the idiot ball?Kyrt wrote:However...if he directly contacts Parson, via Archon or whatever, as you propose....what are the odds Parson will actually take the call? Parson has no reason to do so.
And again, really? Must I cite the exect lines? They do not read as friendly greetings to a brother. They are not light hearted jesting. Tram insults Ossomers livery, try to understand that this is the equivalent of insulting the uniform of a soldier. It is fully intended as an insult, and can be expected to be taken that way by anyone it is directed at. And regardless of the context, Tram was insulting both Stanley and Parson. These are Ossomers overlord and chief warlord. This is like insulting the soldier's VP and P, or King and Queen. It is a deliberate offer of insult to people the individual you are speaking with are duty bound to honor and serve. Make no mistake, Tram was being as insulting as he possibly could be, and in that also insultingly superior "I'm using words so cleverly that you probably don't even understand that I've just insulted your ancestry back 7 generations" manner.Kyrt wrote:Why keep on this "insult" angle? Tram effectively said hello, asked Ossomer to turn, threw Ossomers own insults about Stanley back at him, asked about Parson and then demanded to be put through to him.
Nothing to ensure it, agreed. A hypothetical cannot be held up as absolute. It didn't happen.Kyrt wrote:Effectively, you've done nothing to ensure Parson wouldn't view that call as part of a sham parley.
Well now! There may be hope for you after all! You have budged from your earlier position that absolutely no action Tram might have taken could have turned out any better. And you may be right, those other actions being hypothetical and all. I'd have just liked to have seen a bit more smart diplomat and a bit less prattling jester out of our smart diplomat.Kyrt wrote:Your direct approach MAY have worked, [...]
Zeroberon wrote:So we know with 100% certainty that THIS IS HOW TRI-LINKS WORK, PERIOD END OF STORY.
We do not know. Charlie is the single being known to be able to link across a range, and he isn't talking about establishing that link on or off-turn. Given that colocated trimancers can indeed link up off-turn, I'd suspect that yes, thinkamancers who are capable of linking at a range can do so off-turn. Thinkamancy is known to be one of the great many exceptions to the "limitations to off turn actions" rule.Kyrt wrote:Can a Thinkamancer form links across hex/zone boundaries off turn? When that Thinakmancer is is a hex with no enemies present and therefore can't use the "Can cast off turn if enemies in same hex" rule?
You are forgetting the smoking Chekhov's Gun: Stanley learned to turn 20% of walnuts into pigeons by using the 'hammer to crack them. He also spotted the 'hammer doing the opposite when he was fighting o'rlys. Wanda could in a similar fashion learn how to summon with the 'pliers pigeons who shoot death beams from their eyes. Regardless of the odds of that happening, there is a precedent for arkentool wielders learning new tricks. This can be expected to be a part of this complete breakfast in the future. My own favorite pet theory is that Parson obtains the 4th arkentool, and it is he who learns the most meaningful additional powers of that Tool.Kyrt wrote:If she hasn't figured out how to do so in 70+ turns?oslecamo2 wrote:-Even whitout it, GK still has an attuned arkentool. Those things are hax and have all kind of mysterious powers (to the point not even the wielder is very sure what they can do). Do they really want to wait to see if Wanda figures out how to shoot death beams from her pliers or something else new and nasty?p
Zeroberon wrote:So we know with 100% certainty that THIS IS HOW TRI-LINKS WORK, PERIOD END OF STORY.
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