The Vending Machine

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The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:04 pm

Your party is standing before the Unpredictable Vending Machine.

Once an ordinary, unassuming vending machine, its copperplate INSERT COINS message has been scratched out. It now reads "INSERT ANYTHING" in what might be blood.

The stories suggest that the machine is evil, but that its evil manifests itself in its caustic sense of humor. Whatever is placed inside it's yawning, beckoning hopper, it will spit out something vaguely and ironically connected.

I'll begin, and for demonstration's sake, I'll double-post an appropriate answer.



Insert bubble wrap.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:04 pm

Receive shredded plastic, and a note that says "POP!"

Insert Internet Meme
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Mal » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm

receive a brain probe in which all the horrors of 4chan are pumped directly into your Brain...

Insert my hand
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:51 pm

Receive bloody stump

Insert Thriller
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:54 am

Receive Michael Jackson zombie




Insert coin
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Skyrar » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:44 am

Receive 50 cents newest hit single

Insert Rose petal
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Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 14
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:23 am

Receive pink bicycle.

Insert credit card ...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:22 am

receive billy mays.

Insert balls of steel.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:35 pm

recieve metal baby

insert pr0nz
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:57 pm

Recieve Prawns

insert Harley Davidson motercycle
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Doktor Jones » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:51 pm

Receive fat, greasy hog, still alive


Insert cell phone
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Rhyme-o-mancer » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:09 pm

Receive tween who is bored with the current setting

Insert mango
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:43 am

Receive slightly-used Segway

Insert velvet painting of Elvis ...
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:40 am

Recieve Alannah Myles

Insert the arkenhammer
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Itzal » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:21 am

Recieve a rotting croaked blue Dwagon

insert Alanis Morissette (just cause i want to get rid of her BP)
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Pax » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:31 am

Receive DVD of Dogma.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:41 am

recieve Barry Trotter book

Insert 'Its a wonderful life' DVD
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Alcazabedabra » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:10 am

Receive Necronomicon.

Insert sonic screwdriver.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MuthSera » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:30 am

Recieve Hedgehog handyman.

Insert river
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby malekith » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:59 am

recieve sewage


insert glorious ideal
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