The Vending Machine

[Doktor Jones]

Receive a deluxe king-size Ikea bed... with assembly instructions missing.




Insert roll of toilet paper

((Sorry about forgetting to insert something w/ my last post - posting while sleep-deprived is a bad idea!))

[Ichthus]

Receive a rolled up Paper Toilet.

Insert apple core.

[Pax]

Receive children's book titled "A truck named Mack". (A "Mack book", get it?)

Insert silly internet forum game ....

[MuthSera]

Receive serious internet discussion.

Insert Dr. Pepper (Made with real cane sugar.)

[Cmdr I. Heartly Noah]

Receive Dublin, and the number 23.

Insert the number 23.

[malekith]

reieve a paranoid conspiracy theorist

insert torrent

[chrono]

Receive a shipwreck

Insert the number 26

[Doktor Jones]

Receive one atom of Iron

[MuthSera]

Receive one atom of Iron

(You're doing it wrong, again.)

Insert itty bitty baby

[malekith]

recieve itty bitty boat

insert tom dick and harry

[Doktor Jones]

Receive a hairy part of tom's anatomy >_>



Insert subwoofer

((lol no excuse this time... just distracted >_<))

[depricated]

receive blind dog

insert Blind Melon

[Pax]

Receive Stevie Wonder's decapitated head.

Insert AA 12-step brochure ...

[Cmdr I. Heartly Noah]

Receive incredibly complicated Walkman

insert incredibly complicated ipod

[depricated]

receive one jammin potato

insert potato jam

[Doktor Jones]

receive strawberry-jelly-flavored potato




insert human heart

[MuthSera]

Receive evil, in it's place in the world, as perceived by human beings.

Insert rock concert movement #237

[jioan]

Recieve 237 moving rocks

Insert my Blue's Clues notepad and crayon

[depricated]

receive snowmobile

insert infinite loop

[malekith]

recieve an annoying piece of never-ending music

insert msn