The Vending Machine

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby cloudbreaker » Mon May 30, 2011 1:35 am

Receive a copy of the third Austin Powers movie.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby fauvem » Tue May 31, 2011 8:33 am

receive Drop Bear with a cough

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby cloudbreaker » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:09 pm

Receive a dingo eating barbecued baby shrimp with a crocodile named Dundee.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby lodo_bear » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:22 pm

Receive Toenail One.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby fauvem » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:34 pm

Receive Interstate 20

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0beron » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:48 pm

Receive a lump of battlecrap...launched at mach 1.

Insert iTunes gift card
"I'm afraid I don't understand. And also afraid that I do."
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby WaterMonkey314 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:06 pm

Receive free Macbook Aether!

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Sihoiba » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:29 pm

Recieve Duke Nukem Forever

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby WaterMonkey314 » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:08 pm

Receive Vending Machine.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0beron » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:34 pm

Receive a walnut

Insert an almond
"I'm afraid I don't understand. And also afraid that I do."
GJC wrote:Two guys with basically the same name in a discussion about a character getting cloned.
There's gotta be a good joke in here somewhere.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby cloudbreaker » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:45 am

Receive a chocolaty bar of joy.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby KiltedNinja » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:43 am

Revive long-lost thread.

Insert the will to live.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0beron » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:49 am

Recieve a Croakamancy Scroll

Insert a flash drive.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Kaed » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:21 pm

Receive long-delayed update for a forum game

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0beron » Sat Jan 18, 2014 2:10 am

Receive dollar bill in an unknown Lordly currency.

Insert a laser gun.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby Deo » Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:17 am

Receive a sonic screwdriver.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby WaterMonkey314 » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:55 am

Receive oatmeal.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0beron » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:26 am

Receive dancing banana in pajamas

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby 0100010 » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:10 pm

Receive request for the Warlord Chuck Norris

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby BrimStone » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:11 pm

Receive the cure for cancer, and elixir of immortality


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