Raigne says:
Also.
My reaction upon getting in a car accident a year ago...
Huh. Accident. *gets out the the car, calls the police, looks at the other driver up ahead, gets friend's insurance info and exchanges it with other driver, starts snapping pictures of the accident site, both cars and the nearby signs*
Also, you've already made me break character because I can't drive
Feeling around for my cell phone would probably come first. Then I'd feel the snow and think... was it snowing when the accident happened?
Daniel says:
Well, aparently you CANT drive.
You killed everyone. Good job, maria.
>:/
Raigne says:
I have no license. I take the bus or bum a ride.
Daniel says:
Today, you stole a car. :/
Raigne says:
I never steal. I am honest.
Daniel says:
Uppity paladins.
Raigne says:
Well. Usually. When I'm not holding a grudge.
I suppose if I needed it I would.
Daniel says:
Do you remember the man? The man who asked us to save his house from the robbers? What the hell did he do to you? D:
You looted everything.
;[
Raigne says:
Well. We needed it. To help save the town.
Daniel says:
I could've saved the town without it. ;[
<---- LAWFUL good.
Raigne says:
He was hiding in his house letting everyone die on his doorstep, the bastard.
He deserved it, the coward.
Daniel says:
I'm talking about that guy in the port town who has brigands in his house.
I HEAR SOUNDS INSIDE MY HOUSE! PLEASE INVESTIGATE AND DONT STEAL MY STUFF.
Raigne says:
I'm a little fuzzy on what you're referring to.
Daniel says:
NWN2.
CHAOTIC good.
Raigne says:
Yeah.. but... oooooh! That guy! He was a prick.
Daniel says:
;[
Raigne says:
He totally wasn't going to pay us for the help, I don't like people looking down their nose at me.
I wouldn't steal a car though. For one, I don't know how to hit wire a car. I could learn easily, but 2, I value my safety and don't drive because I don't trust myself not to crash into a mailbox or swerve into on coming traffic.
Clearly my fears were justified.
Daniel says:
Someone spiked your punch at work, and you learned how to hotwire from a book.
Raigne says:
Why would there be punch at work?
Daniel says:
AND THE GUY WHOSE CAR IT WAS.. Was a JERK!
Because!
It was party day! Everyone is partying! D:
Raigne says:
And you never answered my question, why is a copy editor working at the top of a mountain? We work from home. We get mailed manuscripts, we correct them, we send them back.
Daniel says:
Because, you were making a house call for a friend because her fax broke and she wanted to play some twister while you were over.
Raigne says:
I live in a city, even if I had to commute, no way would it be to the southern tier, which is where the nearest mountains are, that's a two hour drive.
Daniel says:
Your friend lives in the mountains. The twister one.
Raigne says:
I don't have friends in the mountains. I also hate twister.
Daniel says:
She diddn't know that, and yes you do. The virginia guild.
Raigne says:
My dexterity is mostly of the manual variety, not the graceful, catlike movement variety.
They live outside DC.
No mountains.
Daniel says:
yes.
It was a very long house call.
Raigne says:
No.
Nope.
Daniel says:
YES! Yes it was!
I don't know what kind of house calls involve going from state to state, but I'd certainly call that long.
Raigne says:
Those friends work with computers. They wouldn't need me to fix their fax.
I don't even think they have a fax.
Daniel says:
You're not fixing their fax, you're editing their copies.
Raigne says:
They'd email them to me.
Daniel says:
Their computer broke after they printed it out. It's an emergency and all they have are cell phones.
Raigne says:
Do you have any idea how many computers JT has?
Daniel says:
He broke them all.
Raigne says:
He's got three desktops, a server and 5 laptops.
And Dan is a sys admin, so he's fix them if they broke.
Daniel says:
hurricane season in virginia. Laptops are naturally shaped like birds, and the first to get picked up and carried away.
Raigne says:
he'd*
You're not even trying to be plausible now, are you?
Daniel says:
What? Of course I am.
;
This is SOOOO going in the reactions thread.
Raigne says:
xD
The whole thing?
Daniel says:
Not the whole thing. Just the part where you start debating you driving.