Receive map of City 17, and a brief visit from distinctly unsettling man in a business suit.
Insert fresh package of Hostess Twinkies ...
The Vending Machine
Re: The Vending Machine
by depricated » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:48 pm
Receive a dinner party at a popular and upstanding San Francisco restaurant.
Insert San Francisco
Insert San Francisco
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Raigne » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:02 pm
Receive stigmata and a lame haircut.
Insert cannoli.
Insert cannoli.
I Am A: Neutral Good Human Ranger/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
Str-10 Dex-12 Con-11 Int-16 Wis-15 Cha-13
>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Str-10 Dex-12 Con-11 Int-16 Wis-15 Cha-13
>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Ichthus » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:56 am
Receive a gun.
Insert horse blood stained sheets...
Insert horse blood stained sheets...
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Pax » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:22 am
Receive complete collection of My Little Pony.
Insert old-fashioned mafioso ...
Insert old-fashioned mafioso ...
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Re: The Vending Machine
by depricated » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:12 am
Receive a redesign of Windows Vista with worse driver support. . . in Italian
Insert Tab A
Insert Tab A
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Pax » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:37 pm
Receive six-pack of TAB cola.
Insert empty soda cans ...
Insert empty soda cans ...
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Alcazabedabra » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:31 pm
Receive 5 cents per can in certain states...
Insert PIP-BOY 3000A
Insert PIP-BOY 3000A
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Re: The Vending Machine
by jioan » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:50 pm
Receive Jibberish.
Insert item from vault 713.
Insert item from vault 713.
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Re: The Vending Machine
by MuthSera » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:41 pm
receive a crappy sequel to a gaming masterpiece.
Insert peter pan.
Insert peter pan.
oh god how did this get here
I am not good with computer
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Re: The Vending Machine
by depricated » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:39 pm
Receive a girl in green tights
Insert green tights
Insert green tights
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Unclever title » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:03 am
depricated wrote:Receive a girl in green tights
Insert green tights
What... what did you do with the girl? 
Receive a skilled British highwayman archer with questionable morals (a.k.a. Robin Hood).
Insert feathered cap with questionable morals.
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Pax » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:15 am
Unclever title wrote:depricated wrote:Receive a girl in green tights
Insert green tights
... gave her to Peter Pan? Hey, even HE grew up THAT much ... *snicker*
Receive obnoxiously-loud rooster. (Think about this one VERY carefully ...)
Insert feathers ...
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Raigne » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:18 pm
Receive a large, non-venomous snake.
Insert banana.
Insert banana.
I Am A: Neutral Good Human Ranger/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
Str-10 Dex-12 Con-11 Int-16 Wis-15 Cha-13
>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Str-10 Dex-12 Con-11 Int-16 Wis-15 Cha-13
>It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Re: The Vending Machine
by MuthSera » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:28 pm
oh god how did this get here
I am not good with computer
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Ichthus » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:21 pm
Receive mental plastic surgery to remove the scars.
Insert the 7-up spot...
Insert the 7-up spot...
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Doktor Jones » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:19 am
Receive a "7" up yours
Insert non-biodegradable styrofoam crate
Insert non-biodegradable styrofoam crate
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Re: The Vending Machine
by malekith » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:00 am
Recieve a non-biodegradable styrofoam crate and a page from a calendar with the date 60 years from now
Insert the heart of the TARDIS
Insert the heart of the TARDIS
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Re: The Vending Machine
by depricated » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:31 pm
Receive David Tennant
Insert David Tennant
Insert David Tennant
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Re: The Vending Machine
by Ichthus » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:37 pm
Receive Matt Smith.
Insert Matt Smith...
Insert Matt Smith...
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