Insaanlee Ova Powered Firebaugh, King of Goodminton stared at his Predictamancer, teeth clenched to hide his fury. She had played him all along. How or why he didn't care at this point. But even in the current hopeless situation, he could obtain a small bit of satisfaction. "Delphie!" he called to her. "What will you be doing in 5 minutes?" "Sire?" she replied, puzzled. "I said, what will you be doing in 5 minutes? Give me a reading." Her eyes drooped for a second then she gasped. "There's nothing! How can this be? No!" With a look of horror she backed away from her king. "Disband!" he said.
"Come", the king called to the few troops he had left in the palace. "The army has recaptured Goodenuf. We will make our stand there. To the tunnels!" They led their shuttlecocks down through the dark passages to emerge from a hidden gate just outside the walls. "We go on 4."
1. The king broke alliance with both Quisling and Frenemy.
2. Clay set off the air defences, sending hundreds of lawn darts into the hovering forces, now immobilized as they no longer shared Goodminton's turn.
3. The king declared Goodenuf the new capital.
4. They mounted. With a chorus of crowing, the shuttlecocks lept into the air.
Read, like there won't be a movie
Game, like the die rolls don't matter
Filk, like everyone is tone deaf anyway
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