"Fellow Rulers,
I have comprised dossiers on each of the major Sides in the area, including my own, and am willing to offer copies of them for a nominal fee. 40 shmuckers buys you the basic details of a side, including their Ruler, Side, Cities, ((Player)), and specialty information. An extra 10 shmuckers buys a lifetime update contract, meaning I will provide you with updated side dossiers as they become required, including the capturing of new cities, the changing of rulers, and full new dossiers on any new major players that arise in the area.
For a limited time only introductory rate, you may also purchase combat dossiers. These will include updates on known troop movements from my scouts, helping alert you to and keep track of enemy movements. Also included is all known intel on the units popped by sides, as well as any other combat relevant information discovered by my scouts, such as side income or production should such information be discovered, or estimates of such if they can be made with a reasonable degree of accuracy. The introductory rate is 200 shmuckers, which includes updates through turn 13, after which a subscription of 30 shmuckers a turn is required to continue the updates.
Act now while these prices are low. Offers valid through turn 3, after which they will revert to their normal prices.
All contracts come with a money back guarantee of delivery. Lazura is not responsible for the consequences of actions taken based on these dossiers. Accuracy is guaranteed only to the best ability of Lazura's scouts. Information on Lazura side based on estimates of best knowledge of non-Lazuraian sides. Turn rate of combat subscription subject to change, but guaranteed through turn 20."
As the sales pitch says, I've made dossiers on everyone, and am willing to share them for a few shmuckers. For now it is nothing you couldn't figure out on your own, but later on it might include things you wouldn't otherwise know, and acts as an excellent way to keep track of things (Which is why I made them in the first place). All of this is of course dependent on LTDave being willing to allow shmuckers transfers. If he doesn't want to deal with that, then please feel free to ignore the offer. Also, while they are fairly basic now, if people are interested in them, I will work on improving their formatting (Free of charge even

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Edit: P.S. If you'd like to negotiate other payment plans or barter with things besides shmuckers, feel free to make offers. Also note that the combat and general dossiers are two separate offers, and you can get one without the other if you'd like.