Wishful Thinking

[benthehater]

It occurred to me that it's a shame that Jillian's Kingdom is named Faq.

I think "Fap" would be a very appropriate name for a city/side.

[BLANDCorporatio]

And "Schlick" would be its sister city, I gather?

[benthehater]

That's good! Though it also makes me want to name a city/side "Squick" running into the same trouble of similar names, but I like yours better. Though perhaps that kind of vulgar terminology would be more likely to be Shockmancy incantations.

[A.B.C.]

Oh, God, now I see a Shockamancer shouting, "Fap fap fap fap!" as part of a spell...

[BLANDCorporatio]

Well, if the Shockamancer was using Zero Punctuation slang, for some reason, we could enjoy a line like "Things have gone tits up. Oh well, time to start fapping."