The Vending Machine

[Ichthus]

Receive a human heart, a sword, a club, and a ruby. (Spades originally 'espadas' which is 'swords' in Spanish)

Insert a ruby.

[Raigne]

Receive rails(tm?).

Insert diamond.

[Ichthus]

Receive some girl's best friend.

Insert girl and girl's best friend...

[Lianris]

Receive Triforce.

Insert Sushi.

[Ichthus]

Receive Sashimi.

Insert $30 in pennies.

[Raigne]

Receive three cherries and a sign that says "JACKPOT!"

Insert nail polish

[depricated]

receive hammer covered in red spots

insert hammer

[Ichthus]

Receive a picture of Captain Hammer...

Insert groupie...

[Raigne]

Receive VD.

Insert steroids.

[Unclever title]

Receive a surly doctor saying, "It's not Lupus."

Insert cane.

[Ichthus]

Receive Snakes on a Cane.

Insert snakes...

[Doktor Jones]

Receive a bottle of dark foul-smelling fluid, whose label promises to cure warts, gout, the common cold, and mother-in-laws.
(snake oil, get it?)





Insert lock of hair

[depricated]

receive a runner up plaque for the World's Worst Security Devices

insert record

[Raigne]

Receive phonograph.

Insert Betamax.

[Ichthus]

Receive a Betamax to HD-DVD converter.

Insert French Dictionary...

[depricated]

receive a pamphlet on the history of the word "Surrender."

insert Quebec

[marshalkowski]

Receive Canadian citizenship.

Insert sunglasses

[Raigne]

Receive glasses-shaped void in sunburn.

Insert aloe vera.

[Doktor Jones]

Receive cactus




Insert sore arse

[PhoenixTalion]

Receive a tarnished reputation.

Insert Coffee.