Damn He's Big - A Handful Of Units #61
Ronjermy strode into the Portal room, in his black armor. Castle Korse's regent Lubber and Chief Warlord Namer were there as well as two stacks each of Korsican stabbers and archers, all with weapons at the ready.
Ronjermy strode up to the Portal and tossed the scroll back through. It vanished with a ripple of the Portals glowing surface.
He moved back an appropriate distance and faced the Portal with his hand ready on Mjighty's grip.
And they waited.
Before too long, the Portal rippled again. A big man stepped through. His signamancy was impressive; Broad shouldered and heavy set, he had long gray and blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, an equally blond and grey beard, and a grizzled, war weary face. Black lace up boots, green and brown mottled pants, a shirt of silver chainmail covered by a long sleeved green jacket. A heavy war hammer was stuck into the front of his thick belt.
Ronjermy understood the signamancy of this Master class shockamancer…nobody messes with this unit. The hammer, and the caster himself emanated power. Ronjermy could feel it.
Ronjermy watched the shockamancer step through and look around the room, sizing up the occupants. He made a motion of showing his empty hands, then stepped to the side and took a standing position and the Portal rippled again. The room suddenly lit up.
What Ronjermy could only guess as being a Light Golem came through the portal, a draped body held in its arms. He was very impressed by its stats, but kept his poker face as he stood there doubting the likelihood of his survival if the Caster and Golem decided to attack the room.
The glowing golem knelt down, laying the body gently upon the floor. Then it stood, turned, and exited through the portal. The room returned to normal glowstone brightness.
Ronjermy motioned for a stack of swordsmen to remove the shrouded body from the room. Then he motioned for the rest to leave him alone with the caster.
They stood facing each other.
Diplomatically, Normany spoke first. "My condolences for your loss."
Ronjermy nodded but remained of neutral demeanor. "What happened to him?'
Normany answered factually. "He was stabbed in the back and dropped into an irrigation ditch. A dirtamancer doing upkeep on it found him. Otherwise, it's unlikely that the body would have been found before he depopped."
"Has the murderer been found?"
Normany scowled a bit. "No. No weapon has been found, the body was removed from the site of the murder. Lookamancer magic has failed to find any clues."
Ronjermy scowled as well. "So much for the Magic Kingdom being Neutral."
Normany returned his gaze, unfazed by the accusation. "The Magic Kingdom is neutral. This attack breaks our rules. If and when the murderer is found, appropriate action will be taken."
Ronjermy continued. "Clearly it's not safe for a Caster to enter."
Normany kept eye contact. "Here's the deal, Overlord. I don't give a sourmander's puss about your war or your politics. That's your problem. I didn't return your caster out of respect to you. I returned the body out of respect to him. Perhaps he was happy here, perhaps not, but it was where he came from. He deserves it."
The caster built like a veteran warlord continued, "The Magic Kingdom is a sanctuary free from your insane politics. We have our own rules. All informal. The volunteer justice co-operative is just that. Voluntary. Manned by people like me who are willing to enforce the rules. And one of those rules is no violence outside of witnessed duels. Your politics crawled in. A caster murdered another. That hasn't happened for thousands of turns. And I don't like it."
The two stood staring at each other, neither backing down.
The caster reached into his pocket, and pulled out a small round glass marble. "If one of your caster's enters the Magic Kingdom carrying this, I'll know. And if he gets attacked I'll know, and I'll know who the attacker is." He tossed the marble to Ronjermy, who instinctively caught it.
Then he turned his back onto Ronjermy, and walked towards the portal, and vanished into it.
Ronjermy stood there looking at the glowing portal.
Namer walked back in. "That caster could have taken us both."
Ronjermy nodded. "Could probably have taken the entire room." And if the rugged caster and his light golem could have taken the Overlord, Chief Warlord, a leveled regent and 4 stacks of infantry, then they could take Castle Korse. "Suddenly, I don't like the idea of an open portal and just anybody walking through."
Namer nodded in agreement.
What if a stack of casters sneak attacked through a portal? What if just one did?
"Seal this room off with heavy guard. Next turn I'll pop a gated structure around the portal so it can be sealed off when not in use."
Namer nodded.
Ronjermy turned and made his way to an exit. He needed to ride the surfing dish out into the darkness and think.
Seemingly minor oversights had just cost him three casters. Assumptions about reality. He'd taken measures for flying veiled units, but never considered a veiled unit crawling through Misty Hole. He'd never considered a threat coming from the Magic Kingdom, much less meeting on -in- the Magic Kingdom.
And he'd just lost three casters. Valuable units, and in Sino a friend as well.
As a warlord and a chief warlord he was accustomed to losses from the violence and tactical wins and losses of battle. But he was not accustomed to losses from
small misunderstandings of reality. He wasn't sure how to combat that and felt his mind moving towards paranoia.
His side had just been significantly weakened. Dirtamancy, gone. Moneymancy, gone. Luckamancy, gone. And he had little expectation of replacing them. Luck had blessed him, and he had squandered it.
Minutes later, floating alone in the void of darkness, he pondered these things, and felt sorry for himself. Whatever Thispian had done...he had won the day.


