Jillian kept secrets from him. We know her name is Banhammer for instance, and he didn't know that per se.DoctorJest wrote:Unless we have good reason to believe Prince Ansom was a.) wrong
Jillian kept secrets from him. We know her name is Banhammer for instance, and he didn't know that per se.DoctorJest wrote:Unless we have good reason to believe Prince Ansom was a.) wrong
Salem wrote:I'd postulate that it's rather possible. I dunno why but I get the feeling that Haffaton's MO might at least in some portion be disproportionate response. You take a city or kill field units they mass the entire army that their large size affords them and wipe you out. So the people that believe you to be a paper tiger still run the risk of being your only enemy. What it takes to beat them would be multiple sides taking multiple cities at once making them split their forces. So with a fear tactic like that they may have only ever cared about some cities and having a giant army.
bladestorm wrote:Crippling strike would be to take out the Croakamancer. Croakamancy seems to be a double-edge sword. It makes it very easy to amass a HUGE army with very little upkeep, but that army decays quickly, and must be constantly replenished. To maintain your army size, you need to continually be expanding, taking over new cities, and raising their dead to replace the ones that will eventually decay away. It's not a magick class that has a lot of use outside of perpetual warfare.

GJC wrote:Two guys with basically the same name in a discussion about a character getting cloned.
There's gotta be a good joke in here somewhere.


0beron wrote:2) Zamussels IS her name, I'm not sure why anyone is doubting that. Wanda's last name for example is Firebaugh even though her side name was Goodminton, and she is supposedly from the Crotan Tribe.
“Princess Jillian Banhammer has returned to us, at our order and pleasure,” he said. His voice had a melodic overtone to it, like the accidental chords made by bullfrogs croaking at night. Following the King’s lead, the members of the Court folded their hands and nodded to her as one.
Shai_hulud wrote:Her name isn't Zamussels, unless it's a middle name. Her last name is Banhammer.
GJC wrote:Two guys with basically the same name in a discussion about a character getting cloned.
There's gotta be a good joke in here somewhere.


Quiet, you. Don't be dragging logic into things. Just because this is a comic which has depicted BDSM, lesbian love, constant warfare, and the horrible deaths of thousands in a volcanic eruption, that's no reason not to get your panties in a bunch over the pedobear!bladestorm wrote:vintermann wrote: Some people decided to take offense at even the mention of that meme, and got into an argument with the author on Google+. Balder was angry, responded by closing comments on his Google+ announcement threads and said something to the effect of "just wait until you see the second part of that joke". I thought he had decided against it since Goodminton fell and nothing more was said of the bear, but here it isEvidence that Jillian coming upon Goodminton on her escape from Haffaton was planned for quite a while, so it's probably real important for the story.
So in a world that has no children, but everything is designed like it was made safe and for children, just how threatening would the bear be? Either it will have no targets at all, since everyone pops as an adult (with fully functioning adult parts), or EVERYthing will be a target and he's gonna make honeybadger look like a pansy.
Zeroberon wrote:So we know with 100% certainty that THIS IS HOW TRI-LINKS WORK, PERIOD END OF STORY.
0beron wrote:Shai_hulud wrote:Her name isn't Zamussels, unless it's a middle name. Her last name is Banhammer.
Or King Banhammer is just a stuffy sod stuck up on ceremony. Both that and the middle name idea are both possible IMO.

Keighvin1 wrote:Why would Jillian's last name be Banhammer? As far as I know, most monarchs go by first names, not last name.




Salem wrote:I'd postulate that it's rather possible. I dunno why but I get the feeling that Haffaton's MO might at least in some portion be disproportionate response. You take a city or kill field units they mass the entire army that their large size affords them and wipe you out. So the people that believe you to be a paper tiger still run the risk of being your only enemy. What it takes to beat them would be multiple sides taking multiple cities at once making them split their forces. So with a fear tactic like that they may have only ever cared about some cities and having a giant army.
name lips wrote:Maybe if you are an heir you lose your last name when your side is destroyed.

bladestorm wrote:They could be using the current GK MO of steamrolling through the various cities, executing all captives to produce more uncroaked for the army, and keep moving onward. So far, we've heard nothing about any production set in any of the other cities that GK now owns. Progrock had a small collection of living and decrypted units, but those all seemed to be basic infantry units.
Morni wrote:bladestorm wrote:They could be using the current GK MO of steamrolling through the various cities, executing all captives to produce more uncroaked for the army, and keep moving onward. So far, we've heard nothing about any production set in any of the other cities that GK now owns. Progrock had a small collection of living and decrypted units, but those all seemed to be basic infantry units.
I forgot which update it was. But Sizemore leveled a few time for re-constructing city. So they could produce the proper type of units.
... rebuild on the ruins. This created a city that popped the same kinds of units the capital did: infantry and twolls for a Level One, plus spidews and warlords for a Level Two, and dwagons for a Level Three or more.
Whispri wrote:Wanda didn't lose hers, ergo... That said, 'Jack' used to be Jack's title rather than his name. It's possible Zamussels became Jillian's name during her Barbarian stint.
Whispri wrote:Salem wrote:I'd postulate that it's rather possible. I dunno why but I get the feeling that Haffaton's MO might at least in some portion be disproportionate response. You take a city or kill field units they mass the entire army that their large size affords them and wipe you out. So the people that believe you to be a paper tiger still run the risk of being your only enemy. What it takes to beat them would be multiple sides taking multiple cities at once making them split their forces. So with a fear tactic like that they may have only ever cared about some cities and having a giant army.
Which is all well and good once Haffaton has become a large Empire, but in the time of the Croatan, Haffaton's Cities were filled with warriors and defended ferociously.

Chit Rule Railroad wrote:Keighvin1 wrote:Why would Jillian's last name be Banhammer? As far as I know, most monarchs go by first names, not last name.
In the tea ceremony update linked above, King Banhammer called her "Princess Jillian Banhammer". But it is quite possible that present-day Jillian is now just Queen Jillian, with no last name.
Banhammer is not the only example of a Ruler's single name being used as a "child's" last name. I don't think Wanda's father was ever noted as having a name other than Firebaugh.
name lips wrote:But when you look at a unit you see it's name (unless you're Parson, who needs to wear 3d glasses).
http://www.erfworld.com/book-1-archive/?px=%2F040a.jpg
So presumably you would be unable to hide your "real" name from anybody who looks at you.
The fat one pointed at something at the base of a large fir tree. As the wispy one bent to look, his companion tripped him with his staff and he fell on his face into the dirt and pine needles. Both of them started laughing, but the thin one looked up and saw.
"Oh, hey. Wait, man, look," he said, pointing and climbing to his feet.
"Ohhhh, wow," said the other, looking right up at Jillian in her saddle. "Hey, up there! Hey! Friend or foe?"
"Neither," called Jillian, trying to sound disinterested even with her heart pounding behind her armor. "Mercenaries. Just passing through."
The big one looked around, counting the units. "You got a lot of heavies. Who are you?"
"Mercenaries," she said again.
"Welcome to our lands, strangers! We sometimes like to say that a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet!"
Jillian smiled back diplomatically and joked, "Really. Why only sometimes?"
"Oh!" said the warlord, looking momentarily perplexed. "I suppose because it's only true sometimes! Haha!"
Jillian chuckled, and a few of the troops on both sides did as well. A good start.
"I am Lord Christian Sidehug, of Haffaton," said the warlord, bowing slightly. "You may call me Chris, if you like. How may I address you, good Lady Warlord?"
And here is where it would get tricky. He'd be able to tell by looking at her that she was no barbarian. There had to be a treasury behind a force this large. He'd expect her to identify her side.
Also, her "Princess" title was dangerous. Royal sides were generally better known than non-Royals. Faq had hidden itself a thousand or more turns ago. The sides which had once known King Banhammer were far away or long gone. But Haffaton was very large and old, and it might have collected some commanders who still had memories from those distant places and times.
Jillian was used to evading questions about her identity, but never when the stakes were so high. Lying was an option, but it carried its own risks. What she wanted was to get out of here unmolested and anonymous. It was still Haffaton's turn, though; if this warlord thought she represented a threat or even a curiosity worth investigating in force, everything could unravel fast.
"You know, I think that 'Lady Warlord' has a nice ring to it," she said, trying to keep her tone lighthearted. "Why don't you stick with that?"
Chris' smile did not diminish, but turned a bit wry. "Cagey Lady Warlord! Very well. A person should be called what she wishes."
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