Swanson continues, "We're going to hope on board a bunch of zeppelins, and take that to the mission site. At that site, we're going to set up a choke point. Our objective is simple: we don't let the enemy through the pass.
"Beyond the pass, there's a level 4 city that our employers plan to capture. The enemy has been reinforcing it through this pass. For the past dozen turns, we've been placing a single scout in that hex, so that they expect to be in a battlespace every time they pass though. The next wave that comes through is going to be met with a bit of resistance, though. That's where you come in. On the next wave, you and my friend Chester here, plus a few bodyguards for him, are going to block that pass. They've only been sending in 2 stacks at a time, so I'm sure you can handle them with Napier's help.
"We'll be right behind you - literally. The pass is three hexes long - you'll be in the middle hex. We'll be in the far hex, and if you all die or they manage to get around you, we'll mop them up, but we'd REALLY REALLY like it if they didn't find out about us right away.
"Once you wipe out the first wave, they'll get serious. Most likely, they'll stop the constant small flood of units, and wait until they've got a decent-sized force to plow right through you. That's the point where we really hit them hard. Our forces will merge with yours, and we'll slaughter the whole lot of them.
"Any of you that live through this will be able to tell all the girlies back home about how awesome you were, and more importantly, how you got to fight along side Swanson Burgundy. Forty percent of the time, telling them you met me works every time."
Burgundy grins directly at Anex, and winks lecherously. "And babe, you KNOW what they say about guys who wear big shoes, and it's absolutely true."