Controversial Topic

[carisbourg]

Gratuitious insults about double posting in response to condescending comments about spelling. Suggestion that prevoius poster should learn read sticky on site guidelines.

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[ObadiahtheSlim]

Angry rant at first post that clearly ignores everything posted in the last 5 pages. Insinuates original poster has an affinity for barnyard animals.

[DevilDan]

Wall of text riddled with inaccuracies and typos, read by no one, and ignored by any future posters.

[Ichthus]

Monty Python quote for no apparent reason.

[PhoenixTalion]

Monty Python quote for no apparent reason.

Acidic comment regarding this quote's lack of relevance. Link to pertinent XKCD strip.

[President_Allosaurus]

Clearly underthought post to appear as if through contributing while really just showing off new avatar or tag.

[Ichthus]

Clearly underthought post to appear as if through contributing while really just showing off new avatar or tag.

Tangent about new avatar or tag and request for information pertaining to where you got it.

[Yosarian]

Long, rambling, and almost-but-not-quite interesting post about an oddly confusing possible game rule. Clearly provocative in a general manner, such that it will prompt response from someone non-specific, while seeming to be directly attacking particular individuals.

Response to the original post. Statement that I do not have enough time to read entire thread, snide disparagement of other posters who do, vague accusation that they must not have lives. Assertion that my response is nonetheless original and insightful, despite the fact that every point I brought up has already been brought up by someone else.

[Yosarian]

Unnecessary double post, containing responses that reveal that I have, in fact, read entire thread.

[Crovius]

Detailed post that nit picks at grammatical errors posted throughout thread, indicating poster did infact read through at least most if not all of the thread, while ignoring anything that has to do with the origional topic or any tangents that were subsequently invented.

Also notes on the intelligence of the huamn race as a whole being subpar at best and that the lak of intelligence expressed in this thread is unsurprising. Further goes to compare many most trolls to the pre-adulecents that plague his image forum of questionable taste, even though poster only goes to a handful of the mentioned site's subgroups do to a lack of real social life and no true self confidence.

Ends with an insult to all other posters' paternal figures.

[carisbourg]

point 1

Snotty comment.

point 2

Oblivious comment.

point 3

Irrelevant comment.

Suggestion that maybe a new thread is in order. Said thread topic would not cover these three points.

[Ichthus]

point 1

Snotty comment.

point 2

Oblivious comment.

point 3

Irrelevant comment.

Suggestion that maybe a new thread is in order. Said thread topic would not cover these three points.

Quoting the entire very very long previous post to simply assert my agreement with the points made.

[Doktor Jones]

Image of Down syndrome person participating in athletic events, with snarky, crude, and rather offensive caption regarding internet arguments; despite previous participation in these arguments.

[MarbitChow]

Accidental post, replying to a topic in an entirely different thread.

[JenBurdoo]

Invocation of Godwin's Law.

[Ichthus]

Performs the winning move of Mornington Crescent.

[carisbourg]

Asks everyone if they play "The Game"

[flatlander37]

Excited first post by a newbie who has hoped to show their instant understanding and coolness by posting.

Ending remark obviously showing the author's attempt to read the whole topic and prove themselves clever about the topic but being apologetic if they've offended anyone - basically opening them up for an attack from following posters

And then taking advice of previous cool, sorry kewl posts, and asking a very related question about something that should have been read in the FAQ

[Ichthus]

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[KiltedNinja]

Apparently nonsensical retort to the above poster, which isn't understood due to said poster's post being removed.