The Vending Machine

[Itzal]

recieve Diarrhea (cofee's a diarrhetic)

insert pants with a hole in them

[carisbourg]

recieve change

Insert padlock

[Ichthus]

Receive a Frog Security System.

Insert a grail.

[PhoenixTalion]

Receive a cup with several holes drilled in it.

Insert college education.

[Raigne]

Receive lifetime of debt from student loans.

Insert wizard.

[depricated]

receive Plucky Hero from Backwoods Farming Village with uncanny knowledge of how to use The Magical Sword

insert Evil Overlord

[PhoenixTalion]

Receive a dozen bumbling minions.

Insert emo-ness.

[Ichthus]

Receive a sulky vending machine...

Insert Prozac.

[depricated]

receive a pimply nerd named Zac talking about his World of Warcraft character

insert dead forum

[justonce]

Receive thread necromancer.

Insert benevolent dictator.

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Proof of concept hex wargame engine, written in C#/XNA.

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[Doktor Jones]

Receive tyrannical "democratic" government




Insert Barack Obama (no relation to above insert/receive - I was thinking of inserting him in the machine before I saw this!)

[JenBurdoo]

Receive a point/counterpoint newspaper editorial.

Insert a fluffy kitten.

[KiltedNinja]

Recieve small bald kitten attached to 40ft laminated poster declaring "LULZ"

Insert a rudimentary lathe created using half a bag of muffins and a marshmallow wrench.

[Ichthus]

Receive the 4th known Arkentool...

Insert the 5th unknown Arkentool.

[President_Allosaurus]

Receive Arkensaurus.

Insert Charlie.

[konmanrocks]

receive direct TV


insert satellite

[depricated]

receive infinite loop

INSERT INTO vending_machine VALUES ($numberIdentification, 'Humphrey Bogart', $dollarSigns);

[KiltedNinja]

Recieve the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Insert a passive-aggressive albino monkey.

[depricated]

receive eminem

insert m&ms

[carisbourg]

recieve Reese's Pieces

insert plastic explosives