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  • Unjust Deserts, part 1

    Part 1: Desert Bar-barian   The desert sun spilled into the sky like a golden egg yolk out of a cracked egg, only to slowly rise and recover it’s circular shape as it mixed and reflected off of the powdery desert floor, lighting up the sandstone and shrubbery in golden tones.  ...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 2

    Part 2: It's no cakewalk When the Titans built Erfworld, they must have gone through a lot of emotions when they were designing Hexes. As Beck hiked over a broken boulder, he imagined the Titans feeling standoffish and craggy when they’d sculpted up the mountains. Calm and contemplat...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 3

     Part 3: Just dive right in --------------------------   The view of the desert from atop the hill was spectacular. In the distance, rust colored mesas dotted the horizon, with tall white clouds blowing majestically in a dazzlingly blue sky.   Nearer, boulders and rocky h...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 4

    Part 4: Red Velvet Revolution ------------------------------------   At night, the desert was an entirely different animal.    He’d passed out while drowning, and he’d been surprised to discover that that had Automagically ended his turn. Forced to spend the night ...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 5

    Part 5, The cherry on top   ---------------------------------   There is something to be said for the sheer, unadulterated outrage a man is capable of only when he has been interrupted in the process of taking a good crap.   The door to the outhouse slammed open as Lex P...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 6

    Part 6: Day Tripping   -------------------------------- I wan't to give a huge 'thank you'  to Lipkin for his help and the special guest appearance of his products. You can read about it in Finding Sanctuary! --------------------------------     Satisfyingly sweet ...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer, Finding Sanctuary

  • Unjust Deserts, part 7

    Part 7: Easy-bake does it   ---------------------   It was a grave occasion.   Beck could tell it was grave, in addition to the X’s for eyes on the cactus skinned Wily Peyote, he also sprouted a lovely wreath of lilies out of his chest, which the croaked unit’s a...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer, Finding Sanctuary

  • Unjust Deserts, part 8

    Part 8: Funnel Cloud Cake     --------------------------   Drip.   There’s a big difference between being alone and lonely.   Beck had popped alone, fought alone, travelled alone, and never felt lonely. His thoughts kept him company, and the whispering soun...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer, Finding Sanctuary

  • Unjust Deserts, part 9

    Part 9: A la Mode-ernism   -------------------------   Heat rose from the white desert sand like waves lapping a beach, turning the visible horizon into a runny liquid that could confuse even the most patient, observant eyes.   One after another, little mirages appeared and d...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer

  • Unjust Deserts, part 10

    Part 10: Too many chefs   ----------------------------------------------   Heat vibrates.   It hums, moving through the air like deep, percussive music. Thrumming through rocks, earth, even water like a song that can’t be ignored.   Despite its many instrume...

    Tags: Erfic, Desert, Dessert, Barbarian, Exploration, Spicymancer