Don King At Night
The King of Transylvito sat alone.
"Poor Slately's doom," he sighed, "is now my doom."
He listened for it, coming to his throne.
The monster -- Truth -- was breathing in the gloom.
He dropped his cup. "There comes a time," he said.
"When into every reign so...
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