Stanley the Tool sighed as he considered the potted evergreen. He didn’t understand why Parson had sent Sizemore all the way to the Minty Mountains when they had plenty of trees nearby. It certainly didn’t fit in with the rest of the décor in his office, but Jed didn’t se...
All the Hoovers in Hooverville liked Questmas a lot,
But the caster who lived up in Fort Knocks did not.
There was no profit for him in their revels,
Nor in their belief that “Love levels all levels.”
Once every three-hundred, sixty-odd turns,
He remembered his partn...