She reached into the wellspring of wrath to channel music like she’d never made before, and screamed it aloud.
“Hey, how come you’re registering as an enemy?”
What could possibly go wrong?
“It was the Foolamancer, just trying to scare us.”
Never mention the nunchaku.
“We are Ethereum.”
Disclaimer: not actually set in Ethereum
There was a blinding white lance of pure destruction …
A tear appeared in Sharkey’s eye.
“Oh, and also there’s quite a large fleet two hexes past that.”
“Eh, I can take her.”
“Here’s a promise I won’t break: ram my gate again, and he will end every single one of your miserable little lives, then reanimate the corpses and send them after your old side to slaughter everyone you’ve ever known and loved.”
Because this story has a really outsize cast. I'll also note Signamancy here,...
“From now on, anything that makes Ethereum strong is your new right, and disband anyone who says otherwise.”
“The Titans gave me powers for a reason, so they must want me to survive. And if anyone doesn’t agree, well, they can say it to my face!”
“Weirdomancy is only sort of hot. A bit colder than Findamancy. Lukewarm, really.”
“Pro Toast is visiting! Let’s go say hi, okie-dokies? Come on, don’t be slow!”
“Today is a glorious day, the day casters finally take our rightful place in Erfworld!”