'If life gives you crap, make crap golems' - Sizemore Rockwell
 Proposed Canon
First Appearance: TBFGK 53
This is a mass of crap animated by the might of Dirtamancy. By using shockamancy (possibly to detonate latent methane), they may detonate in a violent explosion. In-comic, this was trigger by having it's finger pulled by a Dirtamancer.
When one crap golem exploded, its sound effect was a well known imageboard. Erf-b1-p126