Lady Sylvia Lazarus
 Proposed Canon
"He's mad... we'll see his body fall at any moment."
Strengths: Leadership, Combat
Weaknesses: Psychological Issues
First Appearance: TBFGK 49
She started out as a stabber. She nearly croaked in a garrison fire. Queen Bea didn't consider it worth hiring a Healomancer to save her, but Jojo, a Carnymancer in Unaroyal's service had taken a liking to her. He used Carnymancy to rig the rules, allowing her to survive. After 9 turns of casting, she finally came up good as new. However, this came at a terrible price, and Jojo refused to explain the details. She would eventually be promoted to warlord.
She seems to have had a preoccupation with fire, commenting at one point that she "rather hopes Parson Gotti will burn down the whole world." In addition, she seemed to believe herself to be in an ongoing competition with death, and proved herself to be willing and, in fact, eager to push her luck even against overwhelming odds in order to further Gobwin Knob's cause. It's unknown whether she had these attitudes in life, though her increasing instability was likely a side effect of decryption's Turnamancy effect and the very Carnymancy that had kept her alive.
She was last seen crippled, on fire, and laughing about it following an explosion at Spacerock. Her body started Dusting, and despite or more likely even because of her Carnymancy charm, she is presumed to have croaked.
Sylvia was the highest ranking Warlord in Unaroyal's contingent in the Royal Crown Coalition. She served as an advisor to Prince Ansom and was the voice for her side as a member of the Royal Crown Coalition War Council. She was one of only four warlords at Ansom's table on the penultimate night of the siege; Erf-b1-p101 - the others being Duke Nozzle, the Blue Warlord, and the Superfluous Warlord.
She retrieved the Arkenpliers from Ansom's body when he was croakedErf-b1-p132 and was in possession of them for a short whileErf-b1-p137 before she croaked along with the rest of the Royal Crown Coalition in the eruption of the volcano.
Its possible that the bargain Jojo made to rig the rules in her favor are at the expense of other units, so that they are killed so that she is allowed to live. It is also likely that the price of Jojo's spell was to make her fated to croak in a garrison fire, the exact situation he had saved her from. But this would happen at a later time, and would stop her from dying by other means until then.
 Real World References
Lady Sylvia Lazarus is a reference to Sylvia Plath, who wrote a poem entitled "Lady Lazarus". The poem in LIAB Text 8 is a direct allusion to it, imitating it closely with just minor alterations to adapt it to the Erfly context.
Sylvia Plath herself used the name "Lazarus" as a reference to Lazarus of Bethany, from the Gospel of John.