Stanley the Plaid sits at a desk carved to look like a grotesque face. He holds a large, brightly-colored photo-realistic hammer that resembles a plastic toy. Atop the desk are a candle, several intact and crushed walnuts, and a few pigeons, one of which is perched atop a skull. There's a chair in front of the desk, shaped in the form of a dwagon's gaping mouth with protruding hippopotamus-like teeth. Through a bay window behind Stanley, the inner edges of the caldera of Gobwin Knob and a few dwagons can be seen in the distance.
Sound: NOCK NOCK
Stanley the Plaid: Yo. C'min.