TBFGK 53

From ErfWiki

Jump to: navigation, search

Book (TBFGK)
Page by page (53)
Panel by panel (53:1)

Page Info

Turn Number:5 AW
Side's Turn:Gobwin Knob

Previous TBFGK 52 Next TBFGK 54 [edit]
TBFGK 53.jpg

{{{6}}}


Panels: 7
Previous TBFGK 52 Next TBFGK 54 [edit]


Panel 1

The scene is a large rectangular outdoor cesspit with several square ducts piping in crap. Crap is piled up, but unlike normal city cesspits, much of the floor is visible. Sizemore is here, casting a spell that appears to be manipulating the crap into a form, presumably a crap golem like the dozen that line the top of the cesspit. The golems are of a variety of shapes and sizes. A few are humanoid, at least one is a bipedal dinosaur, one resembles Sergeant Schlock of the webcomic Schlock Mercenary, one resembles a Dalek, but most are barely formed blobs, and this explains why there is not as much crap as there could be: Sizemore is making his golems from it. Sizemore has turned his gaze off his work, toward a nearby chair on which his eyebook rests. The eyebook is making an "Eep" sound, indicating a message from Parson.[edit]
Sound: EEP? [edit]

Panel 2

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, with the beginning of a conversation between him and Parson.[edit]

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Hey any chance you could come up to the Situation Room? I have a couple of magic questions.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Yeah almost done here. How's it going?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Unbeboopinglievably. We pwnz0rd the column.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: That's a desirable thing?
[edit]

Panel 3

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, continuing the conversation between him and Parson. The text seen earlier is faded as it scrolls up off the top of the page, while the new text is dark.[edit]

(previous conversation greyed out:)

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Yeah almost done here. How's it going?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Unbeboopinglievably. We pwnz0rd the column.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: That's a desirable thing?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Indeed, my friend.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: I'm glad. What's your question? Maybe I can give you a quick answer.

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Doubt it. It's complicated. Need you to explain the whole setup with Misty and the linking.
[edit]

Panel 4

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, continuing the conversation between him and Parson. The text seen earlier is faded as it scrolls up off the top of the page, while the new text is dark.[edit]

(previous conversation greyed out:)

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Indeed, my friend.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: I'm glad. What's your question? Maybe I can give you a quick answer.

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Doubt it. It's complicated. Need you to explain the whole setup with Misty and the linking.

(new conversation visible:)

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Also, I got something in my breakfast you need to look at.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Who is Misty?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: The Lookamancer.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: ...
[edit]

Panel 5

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, continuing the conversation between him and Parson. The text seen earlier is faded as it scrolls up off the top of the page, while the new text is dark.[edit]

(previous conversation greyed out:)

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Doubt it. It's complicated. Need you to explain the whole setup with Misty and the linking.

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Also, I got something in my breakfast you need to look at.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Who is Misty?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: The Lookamancer.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: ...

(new conversation visible:)


(Eyebook) LordHamster: I know. Wanda already told me I booped up by talking to her.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: You did! D:
[edit]

Panel 6

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, continuing the conversation between him and Parson. The text seen earlier is faded as it scrolls up off the top of the page, while the new text is dark.[edit]

(previous conversation greyed out:)

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Who is Misty?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: The Lookamancer.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: ...

(Eyebook) LordHamster: I know. Wanda already told me I booped up by talking to her.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: You did! D:

(new conversation visible:)


(Eyebook) LordHamster: :(

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Were the Eyemancers able to link up this turn?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Yeah but Misty hasn't talked to me again.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Stop trying!!
[edit]

Panel 7

The right-hand page of Sizemore's eyebook, continuing the conversation between him and Parson. The text seen earlier is faded as it scrolls up off the top of the page, while the new text is dark.

At the bottom of the page is this notice:

Schlock character is property of Howard V. Tayler, used by permission. http://www.schlockmercenary.com
[edit]

(previous conversation greyed out:)

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: You did! D:

(Eyebook) LordHamster: :(

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Were the Eyemancers able to link up this turn?

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Yeah but Misty hasn't talked to me again.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: Stop trying!!

(new conversation visible:)

(Eyebook) LordHamster: Okay.

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: I'll be up there in a few minutes.

(Eyebook) LordHamster: kk thxbai

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: ...

(Eyebook) ImInUrDirtz: What?
[edit]
Go To:
Personal tools