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This is an attempt to figure out how old people are; it's a work in progress, please be patient.

Concrete Dates

• Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) ^Erf-b1-p037a
  With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
• Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50

Approximate Dates

• King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT33
• Don King – At least 415 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT5
  Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
• Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns by the inception of WRECD ^{inner-peace-through-superior-firepower-–-episode-027}
• Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he first visited Transylvito for the first time ^Erf-b1.5-p17 ... unclear how many turns since then.
• Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT55
• Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT55.
  He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
• Ansom – At least 476 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50.
  Being only Level 2 at the time, he can't be much older

Relative Dates

• Wanda Firebaugh
  • Popped after: Atomic Firebaugh, Delphi Temple, Clay Dice, Olive Branch, Jack Snipe, Marie
  • Popped before: Jillian Zamussels
• Ace Hardware
  • Popped after: Holly Shortcake ^Erf-b2-pT30
  • Popped before:
• Prince Tramennis
  • Popped after:
  • Popped before: Prince Ossomer^Erf-b1.5-p40, Mary Sagittari, Ansom ^{citation needed}
• Stanley
  • Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p79
  • Popped before:
• Sizemore Rockwell
  • Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p78
  • Popped before:
• Artemis
  • Popped after: Prince Forthewin^Erf-b2-pT50
  • Popped before: Prince Ansom^Erf-b2-pT50