Revision as of 22:43, 31 October 2012

This is an attempt to figure out how old people are; it's a work in progress, please be patient.

Concrete Dates

Parson Gotti – Born December 7, 1982 (25 years at the launch of the comic) ^Erf-b1-p037a
With 6 leap years, and a day being equal to a turn, Parson would be (365 * 25) + 6 or 9131 turns at the start of The Battle for Gobwin Knob.
Artemis – 1854 as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50

King Slately – Roughly 3000 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT33
Don King – At least 415 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT5
Don was popped, became King at 15 turns, took a tour of Transylvito of unknown duration, and hasn't left the capital in over 400 turns.
Jillian Zamussels – Over 200 turns by the inception of WRECD ^{inner-peace-through-superior-firepower-–-episode-027}
Vinny Doombats – Over 200 turns before he first visited Transylvito for the first time ^Erf-b1.5-p17 ... unclear how many turns since then.
Mary Sagittari – About 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT55
Prince Tramennis – Over 1700 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT55.
He was there to approve the proposed popping of Mary, after all.
Ansom – At least 476 turns, as of Love Is a Battlefield ^Erf-b2-pT50.
Being only Level 2 at the time, he can't be much older

Wanda Firebaugh
- Popped after: Atomic Firebaugh, Delphi Temple, Clay Dice, Olive Branch, Jack Snipe, Marie
- Popped before: Jillian Zamussels^{IPTSF Text 34}
Ace Hardware
- Popped after: Holly Shortcake ^Erf-b2-pT30
- Popped before:
Prince Tramennis
- Popped after:
- Popped before: Prince Ossomer^Erf-b1.5-p40, Mary Sagittari, Ansom ^Erf-b2-pT29
Stanley
- Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p79
- Popped before:
Sizemore Rockwell
- Popped after: King Saline IV^Erf-b1-p78
- Popped before:
Artemis
- Popped after: Prince Forthewin^Erf-b2-pT50
- Popped before: Prince Ansom^Erf-b2-pT50
Jillian Zamussels
- Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh, Jack Snipe, Marie
- Popped before: Bart Lightrail^{IPTSF Text 29}

This is based on the assumption that the names in LIAB Text 33 are in chronological order. The only definite numbers are 1, 2, 3 and 16 out of 23.

I'm assuming Ansom is older than Ossomer, since Ansom handed the 'pliers to him in LIAB Text 29

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@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 **Popped before: Prince Ansom{{erf|2|T50}}
 *[[Jillian Zamussels]]
-**Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh
+**Popped after: Wanda Firebaugh, Jack Snipe, Marie
 **Popped before: Bart Lightrail{{ref|[[IPTSF Text 29]]}}